None of you can convince me that while they were all packed into that little car, Bucky didn’t at some point ask them “so what’s the deal with the cat guy? Is there a story there or does he just really love cats?” and Sam just throws his arms up like FUCKING THANK YOU
except he doesn’t throw his arms up very far because vw bug
He smacks them on the roof of the car and spends the rest of the ride grumbling about how this is all Bucky’s fault
Bucky is all “gee I’m SO sorry, hurting your arms must SUCK”
Sam: The only reason you’re of any use here is because of your arm so why don’t you just-
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
what i do is not up to you 