dabesbigadvenchers:

talkativetiad:

momoparfait:

mematodium:

draygonphantoon:

monderomain:

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.  i found it in my dad’s wallet.

EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.

TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.

DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

An old man has much to do before he returns to Earth, dies, gets stuffed
by his adopted-yet-biological daughter-slash-grand-daughter, and stuck
in front of a fireplace.

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

moonpaw17:

if vriska doesnt punch me in the face on the 8th anniversary of homestuck whats even the point

miss-serket:

John Egbert

Beat up an 11 year old for drawing bad yaoi of his friends.

Rose Lalonde

She told her friend to go find a treasure that was actually a bomb.

Dave Strider

Took him like 3 years to listen to his sister’s predictions about how gay he is.

Jade Harley

She’s a furry.

Jane Crocker

She said she was gonna turn the Crockercorp logo back into a spoon but she made it a spork. Whats the truth?

Roxy Lalonde 

Has done no wrong.

Dirk Strider

Anime isn’t real you idiot.

Jake English

Booty shorts with a tuxedo.