fleetwoodbrak:

fleetwoodbrak:

being a republican is never counterculture lol no matter how much everyone else around you hates you

When you want to be cool but you also hate minorities and the poor

May the Fourth Be With You

breelandwalker:

Don’t forget to wear glitter, take your meds, and practice self-care in honor of our dear departed Space Mom.

Blessed Be She Who Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

lonsthedon:

one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

pocblog:

Black Panther (2018)

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

write your essay! and good luck :)

the assignment was to write a comparative review of The Call of Cthulu, comparing it with any two works in the entire world.

i’ve picked the avengers and homestuck.

so i have a final essay due wednesday evening right

i will be at renn faire literally all day saturday and most of the day sunday. i’ll be hanging out at a friend’s all friday afternoon and will be in class friday morning and monday afternoon.

i tell all of you fine folks this because this means i should really start writing this essay now. i should not write a seven-page essay the day before it’s due. the problem is i 110% could. i could, and i could get an a on it. i just would also hate myself.

tldr someone go tell me to write a single sentence of this essay because then the mental block for Starting It will be done with

americachavez:

sljdksjd that taika waititi quote about how loki’s last outfit in ragnarok is blue and purple because with hela and the hulk there’s already a lot of green is great and makes a lot of sense but contextually it’s like loki finds out he’s the cheap knockoff handbag to his big sister’s name brand designer handbag and is like FINE I’LL WEAR BLUE AND FUCK JEFF GOLDBLUM I BET HELA NEVER DID THAT HUH

etherealklance:

slowlysoftlygayly:

etherealklance:

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!

Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:

martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that

simon, a gay with common sense and eyes:

motivation machine broke