list of weirdly specific things I’ve heard about the raven cycle yet I still don’t know the actual plot and at this point i’m afraid to ask:
blue has absolutely no taste in fashion and dresses like a lamp
she and adam used to date i think
he’s not her soulmate because he doesn’t die
she’s also called jane for some reason??
adam is deaf on one ear
gansey dresses like the meme guy on the sidewalk
noah has been dead for years and loves blink-182
ronan has a bird for some reason??
he also loves a place called the barns and I’m guessing it’s a literal barn but why is it plural??
he only goes to school for latin classes and he drives a BMW
(what kind is apparently irrelevant)
something about him dreaming up magic hand lotion for adam’s fucked up hands
btw his “second secret was adam parrish” is like THE #1 quote about how in love ronan is and for some reason I’m enthusiastic about this moody kid being an actual sap
there’s a lot of cars
adam is associated with the magician and idk if he’s straight up a magician or if this is a tarot reference (I mean somebody in this book deffo does tarot right?)
gansey is an absolute nerd about some welsh king
there’s a guy named henry cheng but do i know anything about him? no
some of them..most of them or at least two of them are sleep deprived and I feel that
adam is a cancer unless someone with a professional opinion (aka someone who read the books and actually knows) can tell me he’s not
“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.”
-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.
Shakespeare’s ghost is simultaneously thrilled that these happened and irate that he didn’t create them
… except for the one he did. “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here!” – The Tempest, Act 1 Scene 2, by William Shakespeare
Title: The Only Son of Themyscira Author:@mitzvahmelting Artist:@oneiroteuthis Wordcount: 37k+ Rating: Mature Pairing: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
Summary: After his resurrection, they send Clark to train under the Amazons.
“But we must not follow those who advise us, being men, to think of human things, and, being mortal, of mortal things, but must, so far as we can, make ourselves immortal, and strain every nerve to live in accordance with the best thing in us; for even if it be small in bulk, much more does it in power and worth surpass everything.” -Aristotle, Book X of the Nicomachean Ethics, translated by W. D. Ross
what i do is not up to you 