silly-slacker-person:

fangirlinginleatherboots:

Here’s some fucking advice yall:

  • Middle school is worse than high school.
  • High school is worse than college.
  • No one fucking knows what they’re doing, we’re all just faking it and pretending we understand so people will respect us but if you tell us we’re doing it wrong, you’re probably right because rarely does someone know better.
  • You will find something you like to do that you can make money doing.
  • You’re going to find friends that aren’t going to fucking wreck you.
  • You’re not always going to live in the hell hole that you’ve known for so long.
  • It’s going to get better, but I’ll be honest, it doesn’t always stay better, but it gets better again. Bad times are just times that are bad. They don’t stay. Everything is fucking temporary.
  • Just fucking watch your favorite TV shows, tell ppl you love them when you do, and don’t play games with emotions because it ends up hurting like hell.
  • And eat dessert when you want it.
  • And know you ALWAYS deserve better.

Reblogging because I had a long fucking day and need something nice to make me feel better

nbjanet:

alltheworldismyspotlight:

ginatoldyouso:

castielpapasito:

schursitcoms:

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽GINNA 👏🏽LINETTI👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽HAIR 👏DRYER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽 AMY 👏🏽SANTIAGO👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽BINDER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES

Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.

ao3tagoftheday:

aaronsnailboy:

ao3tagoftheday:

ethermaster:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

  • That aint renaissance fanart

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y’all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y’all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

@ao3tagoftheday you’ll never know their sacrifice.

There seem to be some people who don’t understand why turtles don’t fuck, so I’m reblogging this in the hope that it will clarify the matter.