ok musical theater people help me understand did i just see an unusually incoherent production of JC superstar or does it genuinely pay little/no attention to things like making sure the audience knows what in the hell is going on at any given point in time
“Do you know I’m 1500 years old? I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would rather have killed me, but none of them succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive.
Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance, fate wills it so.”
“And what if you’re wrong?”
“Well if I’m wrong then… what more could I lose?”
y’all i just cranked out 2100 words in like an hour who am i
Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.
But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.
Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’
“Hey, Batman, think you’ve seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you’ll never guess what I let loose in there!”
“Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?”
what i do is not up to you 