today i was paid to spend four hours drawing what a graph should look like because our boss could not make the programmer on our team understand him and so they literally needed me to DRAW IT OUT
distinguished and chaotic aren’t even categories on the same alignment chart but they should be because that intersection is exactly where i want to live
lawful/neutral/chaotic is like. morals, following the rules, your approach to how you navigate the world and make decisions. distinguished/functional/disaster is just whether or not you’re successful with ur approach. i wanna be chaotic but i also wanna be super on top of my shit
Hamilton: Will the world remember you when you fall?
Tuck Everlasting: Take my love, for love is everlasting.
Dear Evan Hansen #1: He’s like the son I might have known.
Be More Chill: You have no friends.
Matilda: Crying at all is not allowed.
The Book of Mormon: Sweet Jesus doesn’t care.
If/Then:What a life I might have known.
Next to Normal: But he never saw me there.
Newsies: Who cares about your lonely soul? We strive towards a larger goal.
Into the Woods: I used to dream that I would meet a prince. But God Almighty, have you seen what’s happened since?
Dear Evan Hansen #2:And I know it’s only in my mind, that I’m talking to myself and not to him.
Falsettos: There was a time when love was blind.
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: To love another person is to see the face of God.
Sweeney Todd: Mix it in a mincer and pretend it’s beef.
not to sound like a broken record but like men???? are so abysmal at communication and cooperation????????? my coworkers and i are working on a project and there isn’t even a group mom or like a team leader what in the name of god’s sweet fuck
Superman, the embodiment of American Values, the beacon of Conservatism and Americana.Being used to push a political agenda that is the complete opposite of who he is as a character.
Just to be expected. Superman the embodiment of conservative American values can’t be a conservative or believe in conservative values in today’s world.Because GOD FORBID Superman stand for something!
Rather than flowing with the tide of the liberals who own the rights to him!
Hey do you know who Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster are?
Superman’s very first story literally dubs him “Champion of the Oppressed.” He stops a wife beater from killing his wife and threatens a lobbyist.
Superman has literally never been a beacon of conservatism. Superman is meant to be an ideal. He’s aspirational. And he’s a goddamn immigrant created by two Jewish men who were the sons of immigrants.
Superman is not just a refugee, he’s an undocumented immigrant. Just because he’s white-passing and enjoys Ma Kent’s apple pie, that has never meant that he is not a refugee or an undocumented immigrant.
Though I hesitate to use the term because no human beings are illegal, he is quite literally an illegal alien.
Yeah, Space Moses is totally the champion of conservatism.
His arch enemy is a billionaire who later became President, for Rao’s sake.
Fucking fake geek boys who don’t even read comics and think that they own the medium anyway, Jesus Christ