Before the campaign starts, individually tell each person that they’re secretly a double agent infiltrating the main group and is working for the villains and it’s going to be a huge plot twist in the story. Give them a cue on when to reveal that they’re evil. When you give the cue, everyone will reveal they were a double agent working for the same people so there was no group to infiltrate.
Realize that this could easily be canon in the MCU.
As in, it could be the actual Saturday Morning TV show that people in MCU watch.
Can you imagine? A whole show written off broad characterizations based on what most of the “normal” people who live and work in the MCU would know about the Avengers.
Its the closet thing to an Avengers sitcom we’ll ever get.
BONUS: Body and mind swapping plots. Evil-Twin AUs. De-aging plots. Sam’s mother doesn’t know he’s an AVENGER plots. I swear they use cheesy fanfiction for idea generators and its GLORIOUS.
EVEN MORE BONUS
Sassy McSassypants as his finest.
oh my god
it’s wonderful
The sarcasm of cap in this episode was just amazing.
Specifically for the part of Maryland that counts as the DC Metro area, because I grew up there and eventually moved away and realized it’s so much fucking weirder than anyone there knows. I’d do VA too but I know jack shit about living in Northern Virginia–and anyway, as a Maryland native, I am a blood-sworn enemy to NOVA and all its ilk, so it doesn’t matter.
“I’m from DC,” you tell everyone. This is a lie. You never go into
DC. You know you have been to DC and that you are in DC all the time, but you also know that you never go to DC. No one you know goes into DC. “Half an hour
away,” you say. This might be true. The last time you went it took three hours, or maybe three years. You do not remember how you escaped.
❤/ “Dates are things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of.”
what i do is not up to you 