“Now I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, no. Percy’s in a cage. How did this happen?” Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It’s a long story. Basically, I’m a bit of a hero. See, I’ve fought some monsters, saved the planet a couple of times. That’s when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage…where I met you. How much longer do you think we’ll be in here?”
— Percy Jackson, before the camera reveals he was talking to a skull all along. Its jaw falls off.
tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows
for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016
each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen
you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster
in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could
This pit bull gave birth and put all her pups in her owners lap…how precious
You know when your pet lies on you and you’re like shit now I can’t move? This is like the ultimate level, the ‘you need to call into work sick bc you can’t possibly move’ level
Omg I die
yall this season of shadowhunters has been fucking Lit
what i do is not up to you 