adamllynch:

helensgansey:

helensgansey:

the origin of the famous “manibus” hand cream is technically unknown and i don’t know which explanation i like better

did ronan fall asleep thinking, “fuck, parrish has bomb-ass beautiful hands and i cannot stand to see them looking anything other than healthy and moisturized” and end up dreaming adam some lotion?

or did he walk into bath & body works with his game face on and smell every lotion and try all the samples until he found something almost worthy of gracing the hands of adam parrish?

either way he’s a giant loser with a giant loser crush and i love him

#i’m trying very hard not to laugh at the idea of ronan in bath & body works with chainsaw on his shoulder #and several horrified sales girls #who watch chainsaw systematically destroy a loofah #as well as a pack of fifteen year old girls gawking at him from  a corner #as he casually sniffs all the lotions to find one that’s not offensively floral or overly sweet #and when ronan finally finds one he deems good enough for adam’s beautiful hands #he gathers chainsaw from where she’s attempting to knock over an entire display of shower gel #pays for the lotion and the destroyed loofah #and leaves as casually as he walked in (via ronanremembers)

after he gets home he just opens his laptop and turns on his webcam like 

“Hello everybody. This is going to be extremely explicit. So, if you don’t like swearing, um, or angry people from Virginia, then turn your mother effing camera off NOW. I just got back from Bath and Body Works …”