okay you know what i think a lot about gryffindor marinette. I thinks shes perfect for gryffindor. even if she’s scared she will do what she has to! one of her more prominent character flaws is her tendency to act without thinking, or an inability to separate her actions from her emotions, which is also… very gryffindor.
anyways i think alya should be ravenclaw and everyone wonders why marinette is a gryffindor but alya’s not
alya would also make a good slytherin.
and this boy is a hufflepuff if i ever saw one
anyways
adrien is also an unregistered animagus which he learned so he could get places without people looking at him. but now hes friends with marinette
@regzillas okay but modern au john laurens headcanon: laurens works at a pizzeria, and makes like fucking AMAZING AS ALL HELL PIZZAS but he refuses to give free pizza away to the hamilsquad. It results to the squad considering stealing pizza because laurens is a tough sonofabitch.
this is so good, ,, Bonus: they call him papa john and he hates it
s/o to @thealmostsanevegan who endured multiple freakouts of “ZOMG LMM IS SO GOOD” (she doesn’t care that much about hamilton/broadway) without a) committing homicide or b) attempting to commit homicide
Poe one hundred percent has a space Instagram that’s nothing but pictures of BB-8 with captions like “bb can’t get up the stairs!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂”
“😞bb forgot to ⚡️recharge⚡️so they’re 😴😴 today”
“round bb!!!!!⚪️ today it’s more like round baby!!!👶🏻 because they’re very cute and they kept me up all night w the noises. new rule, no late night beeps”
“🐝🐝8️⃣”
It’s the third most popular Instagram in the Resistance. The second is Leia’s official account which she uses almost entirely to post VINTAGE pics of the Resistance leaders: space poncho Luke napping in the Falcon, C-3PO braiding Leia’s hair, Han on the beach looking suspiciously post-coital (Ben, when he was still Ben, just commented on this, “MOM”).
The first most popular is Chewbacca’s. It’s nothing but selfies. The Wookie knows his best angles.
this is the second speech I’ve given since spring break that ended up being a full minute shorter than it was when I practiced
Mr Darcy, probably: Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Longbourn? That Elizabeth Bennet. You know what I’d give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give her an 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.
