Why did Splogger Elodie spend the entirety of Hamilton taking careful notes and weeping openly into the shoulder of the stranger next to her? So that she could do a little recon mission and gift you beautiful people with Ht the next-best thing: A TEXT RECAP. It’s no live performance, but we think you’ll agree that it’s basically just as good.
AU in which Coach Hall’s son comes out to his parents and while they are
obviously very supportive if slightly surprised, they don’t really know how to
deal with it?
Like in terms of, should they do more to help him with this
realisation? Are they being supportive enough? Are they smothering him? Can
they ask about boys? Should they tell the rest of the family when they ask
about him?
They are honestly good parents trying to do the right thing, they just
aren’t sure how to go about it.
Coach talks to Bitty because he has a good head on his shoulders and seems
to have his life together. He asks for advice after making sure Bitty knows he
doesn’t have to talk to him if he isn’t comfortable and Bitty is slightly
confused why he’s being asked but rolls with it.
Lily: Why is James all curled up in a ball in the middle of the common room?
Sirius: Oh Prongs? Yeah, he does that every year. It’s kinda cute, isn’t it? He’s like a little puppy.
Remus: Padfoot, I’m pretty sure he’s having a panic attack. I’ll go over and–
Sirius: Okay, Moony, I get it. You’re a prefect, you like fixing things. But James is a very delicate ecosystem. The Quidditch star, marauder, and genius all balance out to perfect straight-O’s. Mess with one part and you mess with everything. He’s the human equivalent of a coral reef.
Peter: Uh-oh. Someone’s trying to help him.
Sirius: *casting a charm to block the unsuspecting student*
Sirius: HE’S A CORAL REEF!
Remus: *sighs*
Remus: I’ll go apologize…
all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.
Aggressively Progressive Steve Rogers is so what I’m here for.
STeve would unleash and be all “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WHOOPING COUGH SUCKS?! DO YOU?! DO YOU REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ STUPID?! BUCKY, TELL THEM HOW I BROKE TWO RIBS! TELL THEM!”
Omg, new headcanon, Beleaguered Bucky Barnes being grabbed by the shoulders and practically lifted into camera view by Steve shouting about how Bucky needs to confirm some terrible illness because no one else is alive form that time to corroborate any of Steve’s claims. Bucky shyly telling the reporters that yes, Steve did indeed have that thing adn yeah it is dangerous and Steve jumping back into frame like “I told you! I TOLD YOU IT SUCKED SHUT UP JENNY MCCARTHY!”
“AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! POLIO!”
“Steve you never had fucking polio-”
“YEA BUT IT STILL SUCKED! KNOW WHAT STOPPED IT?! VACCINES!”
“Oh my God, Steve.”
“I DIDN’T EVNENKNOW WHAT THAT SHOT WOULD DO TO ME BUT I TOOK IT!”
“Steve, that’s… That’s not really a good argument.”
“I DON’T CARE FOX NEWS NEEDS TO STOP USING MY IMAGE!”
“Steve, doll, calm down.”
“I VOTED FOR OBAMA!”
I love everything about this post
Captain America did have polio
AND
was developed as an advert for vaccinations! the message was simple, get the serum become a super hero, and who gave him his shield, FDR, who not only promoted the polio vaccination but remains the world’s most famous sufferer of it.
I just lost 6 followers for pointing out that there aren’t a lot of women in lord of the rings. I lost more followers than there are speaking female characters in the nine hours of lord of the rings
Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.
Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.
You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.
That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?
You really want a human.
you know fantasy dragon soulbonding fic i want more of that where the humans are the dragons, like, we’re huge, we’re old, we’re scrappy as hell, and if you are small and cute enough we would be delighted to carry you around on our back
