honestly i’m tempted to drop out of the hamilton fandom permanently and just let myself have Peace and just enjoy the soundtrack and maybe read the 3 fics of it that exist that aren’t just porn and leave all the Discourse™ behind
I kinda love the idea that Jack comes out and says he’s seeing someone but never says who and than a couple months/ a year later Jack’s jersey has changed from Zimmermann to Bittle
Yes????? Please???
And I imagine the hockey world goes crazy. People are on Twitter, asking each other who they think his husband might be. Some diehard fan is going through the people Jack follows on Twitter when he comes across @ omgcheckplease, Eric Bittle: “Baker of pies. Tamer of hockey robots. Beyoncé is my queen.” Eric Bittle, who’s most recent photo, after about three delicious looking pies, is a snapshot of two entwined hands, with the caption “he liked it, so he put a ring on it.” And then this spreads, and people are confused about how a famous baking youtuber and an NHL star met, but another fan puts together that this is probably the same Eric Bittle that was on Jacks team in college. And people go from being amused to being smitten, because of course Jack couldn’t marry anyone who didn’t love hockey. And eventually people are tweeting them both, asking how they got together, what it was like being in a relationship while in the closet in professional sports and then keeping the relationship private after he came out. Jack doesn’t answer most of them, but a few get replies. “How did you guys start dating?” “All dads fault. Made me realize I loved him at graduation , and so I ran across campus in my gown and kissed him before he could leave.” “How often do you break your diet plan.” “If my nutritionist is asking: never. Anyone else? About once a week for a piece of pie.” “Which one of you proposed?” “Eric. He cornered me before press after our loss against Tampa. Very spur of the moment, didn’t even have a ring.”
And the falconers PR team loves it. This is more fan interaction than Jack normally gets in a month, and sure, he’s spending most of it talking about Bitty, but they’ll take that over nothing. So they set up a Twitter Q&A for the pair, using the Falconers Twitter page, and #askthebittles trends for four hours nationwide.
Bitch said “raw peppers”. Is that what she really think black folk doing? Eating raw peppers?
lets call her Hillareach Clinton
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Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos
So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.
And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone.
Ok so I’ve seen tons of fantastic super epic detailed PJO fanart, but I always thought that PJO would make an amazing goofy cartoon with self-conscious humor and crazy monsters of the week (and serious moments ofc) akin to Gravity Falls, Danny Phantom, etc. So character design doodles for that, I guess?
s/o for the crappy generic “ancient looking” font for existing
“Okay, now that’s weird,” said Sam looking through his notes.
Dean’s intrigued, a comment like that usually preceded Sam telling him about a case and them jumping into the Impala on a hunt. So Dean’s definitely interested.
“Guy in the Midwest has had a supernatural being tailing him for 7 plus years. Lots of interventions, divine and magical, um saved his life a couple of times.”
“Okay, benign haunting,” Dean said. “If the spirit’s not hurting anybody, then there’s no case.”
“Well, it’s bothering the guy’s family though, the brother seems pretty concerned,” Sam squinted at the screen. “He says ‘the level of attachment between them is soul deep and the supernatural being has given up his powers and his life multiple times to help out the guy, often at great risk or detriment to himself’. Sounds pretty serious, Dean.”
“Cursed object?” Dean hazarded a guess. “Or, um, unfinished business? Book of the Damned magic?”
“Nope, big powerful supernatural dude trailing after a single human through heaven, hell and purgatory.”
Dean laughed. “That sound like a crush to you?”
Sam’s hands went up in the air as he grinned. “I don’t know, does it sound like it to you?”
Dean considered it for a minute. “Sounds more like love than a crush.”
Sam nodded enthusiastically.
“So Cas…” Dean chewed on his lips, his eyes getting that far away look when he talked about the angel. “You think I should call him?”
Sam gave Dean a double thumbs up.
“Yeah, Cas should be able to help us with a case like that,” Dean smiled. “He’s so knowledgeable about the supernatural and such a great guy, haha sometimes I wonder why he bothers helping at all, he must have better things to do.”
Dean looked up to see Sam banging his head on the keyboard. Vigorously.
