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cupcakeforger:

lesbianlunalovegood:

From lesbian to lesbian: If you don’t want to date bisexual girls just because you think they’ll cheat on you or leave you for a man, then you should really try to unlearn your biphobia. And don’t even start the “Bisexuals have cheated on me in the past” conversation because guess what? I’ve been there too. I’ve dated a bi girl who cheated on me with a guy. But we can’t judge an entire oppressed group based on some individuals. There are bisexuals who cheat and bisexuals who don’t cheat, just like there are lesbians who cheat and lesbians who don’t. Quit being so close-minded. Bi girls need our support, let’s show them some love and appreciate our similarities and differences.

Oh my god thank you

curvyblubird:

agoodsoldier:

curvyblubird:

boo-yuh:

I like how Sharkboy and Lavagirl is becoming a meme from that one scene in the movie but the whole movie is literally meme worthy you’re barely scraping the top of the memeburg my friends

@agoodsoldier

”IT’S TRUE YALL I WATCHED THIS MOVIE YESTERDAY & IT CHANGED MY LIFE

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO):

  • an unnecessarily dramatic opening monologue which begins with “Sharkboy wasn’t always… half shark… half boy” and features the exact line: “She asked if I could go with them. I told her, “I have school tomorrow.” She gave me a sad look and flamed away.”
  • ideological conflict between the mother (who says kids just need to grow up) and the father (who says kids need their dreams) which somehow is the root of their incompatibility ?? (not to worry, they get back together while mr electric comes down to earth from Planet Drool in the form of several tornadoes)
  • the entirety of “Planet Drool” (where most of the “action” takes place) looks like it was rendered in kid pix
  • lavagirl having random existential crises throughout the film – “Dream something about me! I want to find out who I am” “I destroy EVERYTHING I TOUCH” “Maybe I am evil… and I just need to accept it.” it’s amazing
  • sharkboy a) descending into an athletic stance at literally every possible opportunity and b) being aggressively cynical about everything. seeing a 13 year old taylor lautner say the words “You thought you’d figure out a use for your power! Max thought his dreamworld would be a happy place! We’ve all been duped” is a sight to behold
  • the references thrown into sharkboy’s dialogue to his own powers. “Dreams can defeat you. My instincts tell me so.” “They’re singing at a frequency my highly trained ears find…… highly DISTURBING!!!!” it’s amazing
  • every other line is a pun. villain, hero, bystander, it doesn’t matter. rowing a banana split boat down a literal stream of consciousness? check. mr electric (the greatest villain of all time) saying something may come as a  “shock” to you? check. lavagirl saying “this enflames me!”? check!!!
  • this entire video. please watch it. taylor lautner singing an incredibly aggressive lullaby while doing unnecessary gymnastics is a life changing experience. it also features one of lavagirl’s existential crises (“dream about me next, max! I need to know who I am. Not just destruction, or a simple flame. Dream of me as something good.”) and mr electric’s “This may come as a shock to you.” it’s mindblowing
  • linus (alias MINUS in his bad guy form…….. keep in mind these are fourth graders Ok) and max have a battle of the minds which is just…….. brain puns. max calls down a brainstorm. linus responds with a brainfreeze. max causes linus’ head to LITERALLY EXPLODE by saying………… brainfart.
  • the film ends with max’s parents not getting a divorce and the school being saved by the ice princess who is also the 4th grade teacher’s daughter who ALSO has a crush on max and ALSO WAS THE ICE PRINCESS ON PLANET DROOL (??)
  • all of the “a”s in the credits are shaped like shark fins.

i knew u would come thru for me

can everyone take a moment to consider what it would be like if the avengers got pokemon go:

gaydrienagreste:

  • the day of its release, natasha disappears for a full week and comes back at level 16, with nine different rare pokemon. nobody asks what she did
  • clint uses the vents to track pokemon around the tower, and often jumps down into bedrooms at random moments to catch one. sometimes he loses signal, and you can hear him yelling in frustration through the air vents
  • tony programs the suit to alert him when there’s a pokemon nearby so he can fly there instantly, and he does the same for rhodey. after three days of this, the rest of the avengers confront them and accuse them of cheating. (”you’re supposed to walk, tony.” “shut it steve you’re just jealous that i got the snorlax before you.”)
  • steve catches onto the game lingo surprisingly quick, despite never hearing of pokemon before. he hatches the most eggs.
  • one time on a run, sam and steve saw a jigglypuff appear on their grids. that was the only time sam managed to run faster than steve.
  • the game won’t count pietro’s steps when he runs fast, so he’s taken to figuring out where the pokemon is and directing wanda and vision (and sometimes clint) to it.
  • all the electric-type pokemon show up near thor, so hes become the target of many phones pointing at him. he often thinks theyre taking pictures of him so he smiles, no matter what hes doing.
  • bruce has a small army of eevees, despite rarely leaving the lab
  • when bucky is taken to the tower, its after the game’s release, so he’s startled when everyone drops what theyre doing and grabs their phones when someone yells “SQUIRTLE.” he thinks its code for something and starts keeping a list of the different pokemon names he hears. it takes three weeks for someone to correct him.
  • during a debrief, everyone’s phones vibrates, including fury’s. they all stare at him while he catches a clefairy.
  • the real civil war: tony is team valor and steve is team mystic. the tower is a gym, so they constantly battle over it. one morning, everyone wakes up to find that the gym is now a team instinct gym, with a 3000 CP gyrados guarding it, owned by a player with a russian username. tony and steve stop fighting over the gym. 

Which mom friend are you?

moonstones-and-stardust:

Mom mom
-Asks u how ur day was
-makes sure u drink a lot of water
-tells u to go to bed when you start night blogging
-tells u to eat a vegetable

Fite Mom
-SMOL AN READY TO BRAWL
-WILL FITE A WALL FOR U
–*ANGRY SUPPORTIVE NOISES*
-WILL FITE ANYONE WHO IS EVEN A LITTLE MEAN

Nerd mom
-will nerd out with u
– tries REALLY HARD not to spoil stuff
– gets you into fandom hell
– all the best reaction pics

Worry mom
-worries about u when ur sad a lot
– wants to be fite mom but to shy
-says sorry a lot
-over worries a lot

Gay mom
-rlly gay
-has two moods happy or angst
-knows at least one fashion
-lives on pizza rolls

Support mom
-always super supportive
-shows u cool videos
-asks about ur interests
-sends you cool links from amazon

Example mom
-tries to be the example mom for everyone
-will show u or send u links on how to do the thing you want
-tries really hard
-needs to chill sometimes

Lazy mom
-does nothing with u
-has the best snacks
-best procrastinator
-can burp quite a few words