my Problematic Opinion is that every male troll except for karkat is completely mediocre if not outright terrible
i can’t believe i got multiple anons/replies about this but: yes, this includes tavros
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2 foot difference between a volleyball player and a gymnast
My favourite thing about the Olympics is the huge range in human diversity. Every single person is as perfectly optimized for their sport and they are all the BEST at what they do. And it always gives us awesome pictures like this =)
Trk spoilers: ////
After a while (as all tragic things do) gansey and co. start finding ganseys death hilarious? It’s gansey that starts it – saying things like “well the third times the charm, Jane,” or “this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me including the two times i died.”
Ronan is the first to catch up never missing an opportunity to be a little shit so like Blue will be being difficult at gansey and Ronan will just be like “I mean damn maggot you’ve already killed the kid let him buy an air hockey table if he wants to”
Adam surprises them with a joke too he’s in the middle of college applications and essays and aglionby school work and he leans back and let’s out a heavy sigh and goes “this actually might be more stressful than watching blue murder gansey”
They all start doing it “the night gansey was killed-” “stop telling people I’m dead” “sometimes we can still hear his voice” or “this is worse than gansey dying that one time” “which time?”
And then finally finally one day blue gives in and says “Richard Campbell Gansey the iii, if you don’t knock it off I’m going to kill you again”
And gansey laughs so hard at this it starts as a gentle eye crinkling laugh that dissolves into literal giggles
The Refugee Olympic Team during the Opening Ceremony of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at Maracana Stadium on August 5, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
oh shit, rise up
tag who you are im sharpie
Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?
I have no idea if you’re serious or not but just so everyone knows there is not a hint of sarcasm in my reblogging this.
Holy shit this is actually great
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty 🙂 🙂 🙂 Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk 🙂 🙂 You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
Yeah, you incubi think you have it bad. But gods, you wouldn’t last one fucking day as a succubus.
And I don’t care if I hurt some fey sprite’s sensitive feelings: headless horsemen are fucking gross.
Jackalopes go home. You’re just rabbits.
Werewolves need to pick a side! Human or wolf! You can’t be both!!!!
if the touch of iron does not afflict you then you don’t get to complain about mortals cooking in eggshells even if you did see the acorn before the oak! everyone thinks they’re a god damn changeling these days!!!
Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
i have successfully done Keystone today
suck my dick, executive dysfunction
