remember when two old men told toph metalbending was impossible and literally 15 min later this blind twelve year old girl had trapped them in her metal prison with a “bitch u thought”
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“You’ve unlocked something in me”
(Shadowhunters tv series fan-edited scene)
Me: have you seen the ghostbusters
Smol: yes i think all ur followers have seen it in its entirety in gif form 🙂
Me: probably lmao
me: i feel awful in so many different ways. I have no idea how I’m supposed to cope and process everything that’s happening.
me: turns to my ocs
my ocs: sweats
me: jaws theme
narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew
she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased
voldemort had actual doubts about snape
narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance
narcissa malfoy understood from a young age that she was meant to do only a few things: look pretty, say nothing, and marry well.
narcissa malfoy understood those rules, and she layered her mind with them.
look pretty. wear the most expensive robes. grandmother’s pearls. curl your hair every night. think only of clothes and dimples and the way your hair falls when you flutters you eyelashes at a boy.
say nothing. don’t speak when mother and father are screaming at each other. demurely look down as another boy asks you to dance. retreat into the reading room when your family friends, known death eaters and criminals, pay your parents a visit and speak in hushed voices over tea. think of pretty things.
marry well. marry into a family of your parents’ friends. bear children. wear pearls and look demure and think of nothing but pretty, pretty things, like the way your husband’s hair gleams in candlelight.
masters must learn the rules before they can break them. narcissa learned the rules so well that they wrapped around her; sank into her skin and her mind. they protect her from enemies. they conceal the quick, strategic plots ticking her brain into gear every moment of every day. they hide the calculation of each smile, each movement.
narcissa is so good, so perfect, that no one will ever know.
# I actually have lots of thoughts about this # I think she got away with lying so easily because Voldemort would never have expected her to # I don’t think she even needed to use occlumency # because why would /some silly women/ # /Lucius’ wife/ # ever lie to /The Dark Lord/? # she wouldn’t be smart enough # she wouldn’t be brave enough # she wouldn’t be selfless enough # Voldemort is an absolute idiot when it comes to the things that really matter # ’Houselves children’s tales love loyalty innocence’
#voldy was shocked when he found out his mom was the witch #he assumed his father would be magical
and there you have it.
rb again for that meta, damn
so nike just ran an ad about a transgender olympic athlete and it never misgendered him and it acknowledged his specific hardships and strength and i’m not crying you’re crying
so how about one of these soulmate AUs where you get the person’s first name written somewhere on your body when you turn a certain age
percy eventually has to get someone to read his out for him (because reading something written in the small of your back is hard enough without dyslexia) and then he just goes ‘oh that’s a pretty name’ and lets destiny take care of the rest
meanwhile annabeth is freaking out and trying to hack into national security systems because how the everloving fuck is she going to find someone called perseus
stage directions: “scorpius and albus gaze at each other, heartbroken”
stage directions: “…no homo”
you little fucker
The best thing I’ve ever seen, my god.
