me: *has an opinion*
me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*
me: *stays in my lane*
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Every time I recommend Discworld to someone, I get asked “where should I start?” There are several reading order guides floating around the internet, but they just give the order of each series, they don’t give you any information on which to base a choice of starter novel. For that, use this handy
(and very biased, okay, I admit it)flow chart!For everyone one who has been asking ME where to start (I’m sorry I don’t reply to you all I get asked this so often) this is an exceedingly good chart.
I vote Disgruntled Police Officer. But that’s just me.
I started with Guards! Guards! But I tend to reconditioned Week Free Men to others.
Coming from a state champion baker:
If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.
Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.
This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
yo I can vouch for this
I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference
the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out
like at all
you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry
this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next levelDoes this count as cake hacks?
cake: hacked
So apparently Jefferson was obsessed with making mac and cheese and would serve it all the time and everyone thought it was gross, so this is what I think about every time I hear The Room Where it Happens.
“Well, I arranged the meeting. I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…”
We all know Alicia was a very famous model and it kinda made me think… if you hang out with someone who knows about make-up, you end up knowing about make-up. You talk to your friends about work, so they know what happened at the office.
Enter Bob. Hockey-mad Bob who meets Alicia at a party where he’s being introduced to one of her friends and who is just… floored… by this woman. It’s obvious. He’s head over heels before he even knows it – Alicia? Not so much.
I mean, sure, he’s cute and he’s got a butt that just will not quit, but he’s also clueless about the things she’s interested in. He knows nothing about clothes, designers, photographers – nothing. He wears what he’s told. Jesus – he’s got a mullet. She’s not interested.
I want Bob being very aware that Alicia is out of his league. He makes an effort. He gets his hair cut into something more fashionable – he thinks he looks a little like Tom Selleck, and suddenly he’s ‘the good looking one’ on the team. He starts to look at what famous pop stars and actors wear.
Bad Bob is learning that he’s not going to be David Bowie but maybe he can get a suit that’s a little different, right?
He learns about what’s ‘hot’ and not from his sister, his friends girlfriends and wives – he has a few well meaning 80′s disaster fashion moments, but he gets through it. He reads fashion magazines and rolls his eyes at the chirps. He tries to remember who took the photograph. He may have a notebook. Jack gets his dorky nature from somewhere.
The next time he meets Alicia he’s able to hold a decent conversation about her time in Milan. He knows who she worked with, he’s able to ask about things SHE LIKES.
She’s impressed. And after they’ve been dating a few months, she stays the night.
Only to find that Bob has converted the bedroom next to his into a walk in closet fit for a queen.
“Well, I just thought… you know…” He shrugs. “You might want to hang some of your things up if you come over.”
So when she’s standing in Jack’s new apartment and sees the state of the art kitchen, the brand new appliances…
“Who cooks, Bob?”
“Hm?”
“Who does Jack know that cooks?”
“No one.” He says, stretching out on the couch so that his arm falls over her shoulders. “I think that the Bittle kid bakes – remember the cookies?” He kisses her on the cheek because he can. God, she does love this man. “Why?”
“No reason.”
so here’s a thing
“I’m a waiter at a lame chain restaurant and I overheard you and your friends scheming to get free dessert so I know for a fact that it is not your birthday and you, frankly, can blow me (oh no I didn’t mean literally) AU”, from that “imagine your otp” post that’s been going around again
(Speaking as someone who has worked in multiple restaurants including a Denny’s, this is highly inaccurate and I regret nothing)
a conversation with god.
“You seem like a cool guy”
😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece
Mythomagic is a Demigod-owned company that loves Nico back.
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Second gif was Sulu going all “yea bae whats up” and then it went straight to “excuse you faithless punkass bitch”
Hikaru Sulu light of my life
what even IS nico and will’s relationship in your head?????
um lmfao get ready
– “hey nico can u cook 2night im really tired and i have a long shift” “ok sure” [proceeds to cook really really well, the best tortellini or smth] “nico what the fuck ive been making burnt ramen for the last six months.” “i thought it was cute idrc”
-“nico wake up” “i’ll wake up when im dead” “nico ple as e”
– “do these pants make my ass look good” “will youre not wearing pants” “exactly ;3” “how are you making that face what the fuck”
-“sometimes i think that if that werewolf bit u and u became a werewolf i would still like u but that would make me a furry” “will what the fuck”
-“im so sad obama’s leaving his presidency” “um lmfao who’s obama”
-“what are you eating will?” “my feelings” “christ”
-“god dammit” [gets decked] “do not take the lord’s name in vain” “nico what the fuck”
-“nico im sorry please speak to me in english again the italian is really intimidating and chiara wont translate”
-“wait you mean… benito mussolini is dead?” “yes” “thank fuck fascism sucked”
-“do u ever think about how cool going to space would be” “will ive been to hell i dont need to go anywhere that isnt the fucking surface of the earth”
-“will ur eyes are pretty” “[flustered] so is ur… freckle… right there…” “ok”
-“im gonna tickle you-!” “if u lay a hand anywhere near me i will break all the fingers from ur hand i promise”
-“i wish i was a tree” “why” “then i wouldnt have to listen to u talk about the femur bone so much” “wow okay i just thought it was interesting”
-“nico im gonna buy these light up sketchers” “dont” “nico im doing it” “please dont”
-“hey nico do you still like me” “ye” “no i mean do you like like me” “we’ve been dating for three years”
-“nico i baked u smth!! :D” “[crying] i… love it… its so [chokes] good…”
-“nico where have u been” “i saw a dratini on my radar and ive been trying to catch it” “youve been missing for three days”