10oclockdot:

My contribution to the internet’s go-for-broke project of converting all philosophy into Trolley Problem Memes.

(BTW, the official Facebook page is in the process of posting some of these: here’s Ship of Theseus, Buridan’s Ass, Sorites, China Brain, plus more to come…)

(Extra info on what I was going for in the Newcomb, Simone Weil (click “Didn’t Get the Joke?”), “Innocent Murder”, and Smullyan problems. The rest can be easily Googled.)

thelovelylights:

Max and Magnus are going to meet this season so I just want you to imagine:

  • Max thinking that Magnus is simply the COOLEST person in the world. (Alec is distraught for all of .2 seconds until he sees how delighted Magnus is)
  • Magnus also being absolutely taken with the littlest Lightwood and telling him fairy tales as Max listens enraptured.
  • Magnus conjuring up shapes with his magic and Max running across the room trying to catch them.
  • Max demanding that his wardrobe is more colorful like Magnus’ 
  • Magnus sneaking Max little treats especially sour candies (those are Max’s favorite)
  • Magnus getting a call from Izzy because “My brother just got into a fight defending your honor. Alexander?! No, you idiot! Max.”
  • Magnus being the ONLY one who can call Max, Maxwell. 
  • Alec watching them with so much fondness and thinking of what a future with Magnus could have in store. 

lupidanimations:

esoni-balbux:

artfulusername:

the-prettiest-raccoon:

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

I remember a while ago someone was interested in the pirate version of the Shia LaBeouf song that I mentioned so I finally got my shit together and took a video of it. It’s pretty brilliant.

valentinianthemongoose

There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.

lupidanimations

hey mom ive decided what I want to do with my life