*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”
I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like
“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them"
“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it"
“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”
because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass
“Where do Vanished objects go?”
“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”
