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my absolute FAVORITE thing is reading fic that is only bad bc the writer is just starting out bc like sure they don’t know to put paragraph breaks between dialogue but like!!!! in two years!!!! they’re gonna be so good bc there are like the SEEDS of good authorship in there!!!!

corellian-smuggler:

I don’t even care what anyone says ok Han Solo is a DOOMED man ok his ass is so far gone he meets Leia and the poor guy doesn’t even know what hit him one second he’s going about his mercenary smuggler business with Chewie and next thing he knows he’s off running cargo and missions for the rebellion that he supposedly didn’t even believe in and he’s like nervously sweating the whole damn time trying to convince himself that Leia Organa hasn’t completely WRECKED HIS ASS but she 100% has and everyone knows it except for her legit people just snicker behind their hands watching Han Solo alternatively bicker with her and grumble obscenities under his breath and watch her walk away from him like a lovesick puppy and literally the entire freaking base knows that Han Solo would do ANYTHING for the princess like GEE SOLO SIGNED ON FOR ANOTHER PERILOUS MISSION HMMM WONDER WHY DEFINITELY NOT TO MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS TO LEIA OH NO COULDN’T BE THAT MUST BE THE “”“”“"MONEY”“”“” YEAH OK

Like poor bb is walking around with “I’m in love with Princess Leia Organa” essentially tattooed on his forehead while simultaneously shouting to anyone who’ll listen that he’s not in love with her

Han: The princess???? What a… high maintenance… stuck-up… naive… idealistic… condescending… UGH and the way she just… I do NOT like her NO WAY DEFINITELY NOT she’s too… WE FIGHT ALL THE TIME DIDN’T YOU NOTICE… her braids are DUMB they’re not cute at ALL ok she’s so SHORT too and… and… infuriating woman argues about EVERYTHING she’s so

Rebel: Yeah so Leia twisted her ankle and–

Han: ???!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sweats* *panics* she twisted??????? her tiny????? royal?????? ankle??????? What sonofabitch… who let her WALK in the first place if I was there I would have told her NOT to do risky things like WALKING that stubborn!!!!! that hardheaded!!! Put herself AT RISK that’s what she did DOES SHE NEED ICE?? SHOULD I CARRY HER TO THE MED CENTER?! I’LL BET SHE’S STILL //MARCHING// ON IT THE NERVE OF HER doesn’t know when to quit

Friendly reminder that you need to eat more calories when you have your period!!!

night-rooms:

dearbody:

dearbody:

Your body burns 15-20% more calories just by existing and you need to eat more to sustain your energy!  Don’t feel bad that you’re eating so much, either – your body needs it!

I’m really glad that people are reblogging this a bunch these past few days bc I have my period now and I have literally eaten 4 bagels so far this week and I was feeling like crap until I saw this in my activity feed.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dajo42:

dajo42:

fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in

they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing it

suddenly, students are barely ever late to classes any more and there are significantly fewer incidents of getting lost around the castle

everything goes wonderfully for a week, all the professors are baffled but pleased

until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries

Ship Sizes

prokopetz:

rainewynd:

samjohnssonvt:

omniship-armada:

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

Submarine: Quite a few people ship it, but nobody wants to admit to shipping it. Will randomly appear and throw the other ships into confusion.

Pontoon: that random crossover ship with that one black dress character/trope/fandom everyone will ship with everything else. Has the potential to turn into a massive party until someone gets sick and everyone goes home.

Pedalo: That iconic bizarre crackship whose proponents claim they’re only into it ironically, but secretly they’re all dead serious.