shadowhunters keeps posting shit to get us psyched for season 2 and i’m like… i’m already psyched!!! i already can’t wait!!! i will devour all of these things ravenously but they cannot make me more excited!!! i am already at peak excitement!!!
me:*trying to find a good fanfiction*
me:i’ve read that one
me:and that one, too
me:and that one
me:oh, wait, haven’t read that one!
me:*halfway through it*
me:yes i have
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”
Couples receive “parent points”, which they can use to purchase their children. Most parents wait for a few thousand, but you chose to buy the cheaper, 100 point child.
Shane knows what it’s like to be a 100 point child. He knows how it feels to see potential parents–potential families–come through the facilities doors, faces bright with excitement. He knows how it feels to see them reading the little plaques on the nursery doors, scanning the lists there for the right bits of knowledge and etiquette and grace that they want their baby to have.
He knows how it feels to see their faces pinch outside the window before they hurry to the next room.
Shane grew up in a 100 point nursery. They had torn, ratty, books and no teachers, and when snack time came, the tray was pushed through a slat in the door. They were called “unruly” and “damaged” and “stupid.” A lot of the other kids threw tantrums and broke furniture (and sometimes other kids). A lot of the other kids went quiet after the first few years when they realized they’d never be adopted until they were old enough (or pretty enough) to be useful. A lot of the kids cried and didn’t stop until they got taken away or were aged out.
Shane’s grown up a lot since aging out. He put himself through school, got himself a job, shed his 100 points like the torn clothes he’d left the facility in. He’s powerful now, successful, and he’s grown out of the twisted nose, big ears, and gap-toothed smile that had made him one of the less attractive 100 point babies. Or maybe he’s grown into them. Who’s to say?
It’s taken him a long time to get enough Parent Points to do what he wants. Being a man is, for once, somewhat hindering as most of society equates “parental” with “maternal.” He’s lost count of how many social workers have politely hid expressions of surprise when he told them he wanted to adopt stag, that he’s willing to take the classes, get the grades, make the oaths to get even one Parent Point.
Pete and Jane Carson were poor, so poor, and lived so far out away from town that they had trouble managing to earn many Parent Points. The points were awarded very strictly, and since their truck was…third-hand at least, well, they didn’t always make it everywhere exactly on time.
But they were so in love, and so enthusiastic about it, that as soon as they managed to reach that magical hundredth point, they practically ran to the Ward Building.
The lady took down their information and showed them all the brochures and read them all the disclaimers with a distinct air of disdain. It was obvious she thought no one had any business taking in any child worth less than a thousand points. Still, there was nothing to stop them from doing it–at least, nothing she could legally get away with–so she showed them to the hundred-point children.
It was agony making a choice. There were so many children there, and they were all so obviously in need of help. But one boy, the oldest and he was probably about seven, pointed them to a tiny child who’d been very sick lately and explained that the heat in the room didn’t work very well, and so when the little ones got sick, their tiny bodies sometimes couldn’t work hard enough to keep them warm and get them better. There was a look in his eyes that said sometimes there had been sick children who’d been eventually taken away and hadn’t been brought back.
So they took the sick child, whose name was Jakob, and gave him a home in their big, rickety farmhouse so far away from town, but they agreed. “That’s our next child.”
Because she asked for a drinking game (x) and I got inspired.
THE RULES
1. step: Pick a character. Carefully because you gotta stick with them during the whole episode.
2. step:
– If you picked ALEC, drink whenever…
… he mentions the Clave. … he sighs audibly or rolls his eyes. … he says “mundane”. … Jace says his name. (I mean he says it A LOT.) … Izzy wants to talk to him about his feelings. … Magnus calls him Alexander.
– If you picked CLARY, drink whenever…
… she says that she has to find her mom, or she wants to find her or says anything close to this. … she friend-zones Simon like really obliviously. … she glares at Jace longer than three seconds without speaking. … someone calls her “little girl”. … she gasps in surprise. … she has a vision without anyone finally questioning what is up with her necklace. (Seriously, why is no one interested in that?!)
– If you picked IZZY, drink whenever…
… she says something in Spanish. (And give a big “yay” for that. I love latina Izzy.) … she flips her hair. … she says the word “distraction” or “distract” or “distracting” OR someone says to her. … she mentions that someone is hot. … Alec ignores her. … she saves Simon.
– If you picked JACE, drink whenever…
… he does his sexy-confused-eyebrow thing. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch this trailer and the moment Clary walks away from him.) … he fiddles with his stele. (He does it mostly in the background, so watch out!) … he talks about how he doesn’t have emotions when we can clearly see how in love/hurt up/lonely he is. … someone tells him that his plan is stupid. … he doesn’t understand something mundie. … he says his full name and you just want somebody to tell him so badly…
– If you picked LUKE, drink whenever…
… the show foreshadows that he is a werewolf. … someone says that they can’t trust him. … he is shirtless. … he smiles and the sun shines through the cloudy sky because Isaiah Mustafa’s smile is like that, it lightens up the whole room. (Whatever.) … Captain Vargas nudges him about Jocelyn. … he saves the day by being awesome.
– If you picked MAGNUS, drink whenever…
… he drinks (yeah, drink with him!) or at least holds a drink. … any character says his full name. (Yeah, drink to the awesomeness that is his name!) … you spot his cool looking earring. … he mentions his age or says something that suggests his age. … he says “lair”. … Alec makes him all startled.
– If you picked SIMON, drink whenever…
… he refers to Jace in a name other than Jace. … he uses a new band name. … doesn’t give a rats ass about Maureen. … someone ties him up or “simply” kidnaps him. … he talks about accounting. … he acts like a true Gryffindor. (Because no one can convince me he is not a Gryffindor.)
3. step: Brace yourself and hope for the best!
(Also, instead of alcohol you can drink tea or orange juice and this could still be fun.)
Gotta feeling I’ll be picking all the characters at once!! LOL!
(Diego on his birthday) It’s horrible. It’s been traumatic. It took me awhile to understand that there was another kid that was born on the 25th that was much more celebrated than me. Yeah, it was sad. Everyone was like either hangover or getting ready for New Year’s Eve but never really actually celebrating me. It was like, “Hey! I’m here!” “Yeah, we know whatever.”