unpretty:

unpretty:

i know that generally when it comes to scarecrow’s fear toxin/gas/whatever the favored interpretation is scary hallucinogen/really bad trip with a lot of “oh no everything is monsters” BUT LIKE personally i think it would be interesting if he just bypasses all of that and skips right to triggering the physiological mechanisms of fear. like if he’s isolated the part of irukandji syndrome that causes feelings of impending doom, or found a drug that kicks the

amygdala

into high gear to trigger panic attacks (i know that i am oversimplifying this but it’s comic book logic so whatever). so instead of

EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE MONSTERS TRYING TO KILL ME AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

it’s

I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M SO SURE YOU’RE ALL TRYING TO KILL ME BUT THE WORST PART IS THE ANTICIPATION, MY WHOLE WORLD IS JUMPSCARES NOW

but tbh my reasons are mostly self-indulgent because i would find it hilarious if batman got gassed and then kicked crane’s ass anyway, leaving crane under the impression that batman is immune to fear, but actually batman is just already hypervigilant and prone to catastrophic thinking and has a lot of practice dealing with panic attacks

“Batman doesn’t notice he got fear gassed because he just assumed he was having an episode and ignored it” is my whole Batman aesthetic tbh

quintessentialdefenestration:

jumpingjacktrash:

jeeves-the-consulting-detective:

garrettbrobinson:

pippinforthewin:

solikerez:

marsdaydream:

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly – again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

I FUCKING LOVE DOUGLAS ADAMS, HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING

I can’t believe you guys are forgetting: 

“He was experiencing the aural equivalent of looking at a picture of two black silhouetted faces and suddenly seeing it as a picture of a white candlestick.”

My personal favorite Douglas Adams quote is not from a book at all, but about writing itself. 

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

#relatable

Read PG Wodehouse people! He’s where Douglas Adams learnt how to write like that!! You will not be disappointed, I promise.

oh yes, if you love adams you will love wodehouse! i feel adams took it even farther, though.

As I scrolled down I was thinking to myself, gee, I wish people felt this way about Wodehouse too. AND THEN!

So. Some choice bits:

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, “So, you’re back from Moscow, eh?”

there are better bits out there, but that’s a start.

agenderpinkiepie:

my mom was talking about how she didn’t like a series of unfortunate events that much because it falls into the “adults are stupid” trope which she doesn’t think is realistic and i… really just don’t know how to explain to her that the point isn’t that adults are stupid, it’s that children don’t get listened to. some of the adults in the series are actually very smart, their problem is that even the good and decent adults in the series seem to staunchly refuse to believe the baudelaire children are just as smart as they are, or that they may know what they’re talking about, out of the sheer fact that the baudelaire children are children. it isn’t always a story of “adults are stupid, kids are smart, kids rule, adults suck,” it’s a story of “children are often mistreated or taken advantage of or at the very least condescended to, and don’t get their voices heard because adults don’t trust them enough to validate a child saying they are in an unfair or even abusive situation”

ourqueenfelinefatale:

blackgirlfashion13:

This picture just screams “nigga move, I’ll do it.”

Yall don’t know how it feels to see a picture like this, when I can count the number of black women in my major on my hand. Like this is not a field they expect us to succeed in or want to learn. So to see THIS, all of these black women, confident in their own intelligence and the only ones who knew how to get shit done, it made me feel less alone

galactic meme culture in star wars

ahsokla:

alrightanakin:

women-inthe-sequel:

jedimasteramell:

gokissthewookie:

binarysunset:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

lukeskywalkuer:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

theforcevevo:

alrightanakin:

alrightanakin:

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

Dicks out for han solo

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” – @realSheevSPalpatine

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

Yoda: I love my linage, qui gon, obi wan kenobi, ahsoka tano, even dooku and *looks at smudged writing on hand* aspirin bongwater