We need more stories like this to be revealed. These “Hidden Figures” we never knew about have done so much that we can’t even imagine. And noone knows about them! People need to know their heroes. This is one more story , where we see the miracle when a black person is given a chance to shine. Incredible story. I want a movie about this ,too.
Guys, this is what happens when you’re drawing one of your favorite fandom but you’re thinking that tomorrow will go to see in theater another your favorite fandom.
sorry not sorry @kentparseparson and i came up with this ridiculous headcanon that definitely needed to be shared with the world
one of the frogs (probably chowder *war flashbacks to 3.15 blog post*) accidentally calls jack “dad”, oops
inevitably, it becomes a SMH meme so fast, they all start calling jack “dad”
except bitty. bitty is 100% banned from calling jack “dad”.
anyway jack gets??? so used to people calling him “dad” by the time he graduates that when some random kid is talking to their actual father like “hey dad” jack turns around like “yeah???” and the falcs are like ??? you’re not a dad ??? right????
you’ve clearly never met the samwell men’s hockey team
SMH gets out to one of jack’s games and literally all of them are wearing shirts that say “jack zimmermann is my father” and made signs like “go dad!!!!”
falcs: aw look jack ur kids are so supportive that’s beautiful (((:
jack: i have no friends in this world
and you know the falcs join in after a while of course
marty: hey dad can you pass me my water bottle
jack: you are literally older than me
tater: wow dad you playing so great, hoping i’m being big hockey star like you when i’m being grown-up
jack: go away tater i’m trying to eat my pb&j
kent somehow manages to get hold of a “jack zimmermann is my father” shirt
which marks the day that kent is also 100% banned from calling jack “dad”
bitty and kent bond over this and become best friends
it also marks the day that the jack “dad” zimmermann meme continues to spread from samwell to providence to fucking las vegas
everyone on the aces start calling him “dad”, too
aces player when jack checks him: what the fuck dad, i thought we were cool
aces goalie when jack scores: dad is that any way to treat your son
jack: *so dumbfounded he forgets how to play hockey for a minute*
the aces starting buying jack so much “#1 Hockey Dad” shit
when the aces win the cup one of them is like “i want to thank my dad, jack zimmermann, for always supporting me”
bitty is laughing so hard he falls off the couch
meanwhile jack is just like “he did not just…. say that…. on TV. bitty– bitty stop laughing you’re supposed to love me bitty please”
espn is confused. baby daddy!jack rumors arise. as does the new “Jack Zimmermann Is My Baby Daddy” meme (and shirts).
(bitty buys 3)
(shity has a crop top)
and if you think bob and alicia zimmermann are innocent during this whole strange phenomenon you’re very wrong
both of them totally get in on the baby daddy rumors. bob fuels the flames “well he did bring that one person over here that one time…” alicia starts asking when she’s going to get to meet her grandchildren, jack.
also bob wearing one of the “jack zimmermann is my father” shirts
jack: ok but dad you’re literally my dad ??? stop ??? why are you like this ???
every week there’s a new rumor over which hockey player jack zimmermann has a child with
SMH does their duty and makes sure to report to jack every time they find a new one
“hey jack why didn’t you tell us you had a kid with sid crosby bro that’s not a secret you keep from your bros”
the week it’s jack + tater, jack gets nearly simultaneous texts from ransom and kent like
“🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 right in my BACK, zimmermann, i’ve never been so BETRAYED”
kent and ransom form a Personally Betrayed By Jack Zimmermann For Taking Our Man support group
