Where’s your warlock mark?
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“I heard you like to drink” WELL I HEARD YOUR MARRIAGE SUCKS
y’all don’t understand i have wanted max and magnus to meet for OVER A YEAR i am so validated and blessed and happy right now even simon fucking up cannot change this
This. Us. Isn’t going away.
dude the first ten minutes of sh tonight were enough to fuck me up idk what i’m going to do with another fifty minutes
Snape: Hey, Potter. What’s up with Lupin?
James: You mean the man who disappears every single full moon?
James: The man whose first name has to due with wolves?
James: The man whose last name means ‘Moon’?
James: The man whose father’s name means ‘Wolf’?
James: The man whose Patronus is a wolf?
Snape: Yeah.
James: No clue.
Richard Spencer got thrown out of the fucking libertarian conference. if you can’t hold a table at a libertarian convention, you’re having a bad year.
from what i’m reading he never had a table to begin with, he just kind of set one up in the lobby
he taped a poster board with his name written in marker onto a table in the lobby outside the conference. people filmed the exchange leading up to him being ejected from the hotel. at one point he said “america is a european country” and a bunch of libertarians laughed at him. an anarcho capitalist asked him if he knew what hemispheres were
imagine getting owned by an ancap of all people
because we check sources now, esp of things that seem too good to be true, here’s an article about it: http://reason.com/blog/2017/02/20/alt-right-leader-richard-spencer-crashed
Dear parents who wonder why their kids never talk to them…
Think about what you were saying when they used to talk to you. Think about your choice of words and tone. Think about why they tried to come to you and why they don’t anymore. When you shut them out, belittle them, and blame them for all of their problems, you will lose them. And that will be permanent.
This.
This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.