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fozmeadows:

dizzy-redhead:

ozhawkauthor:

spectralarchers:

Brooklyn 99 meets Marvel ft. Clint Barton as the middle man.
for @isjustprogress​

more Clint Barton gifs /// more Jake Peralta gifs /// more Rosa Diaz gifs /// more Ray Holt gifs /// all gifs

oh god

Brooklyn Nine Nine and Marvel crossovers are like MY DREAM

PLEASE

Oh my GOD. PLEASE PLEASE

OK NO BUT IMAGINE:

Captain Holt: Do you find your job consists of shepherding a variety of eccentric toddlers in the vague direction of justice?

Nick Fury: HELL yes.

Captain Holt: Then it’s agreed: our teams should never socialise. Pure policework, nothing else.

Nick Fury: [peering through a crack in the blinds as Jake takes a selfie with Hawkeye] That might prove difficult.

–

Rosa: So. Spill. What’s the coolest thing you ever used to kill a guy?

Black Widow: Well, this one time in Moscow, I –

Captain Holt: THERE WILL BE NO COLLUDING IN MY PRECINCT!

–

Thor: My friend, it doesn’t matter the strength in your muscles, though I’ll grant that they’re impressive. Only the worthy can lift Mjolnir.

Terry: Oh, I’m worthy! You wanna know how worthy I am? Hitchcock and Scully stole my last mango yoghurt, and I haven’t beaten them to death with a chair leg!

–

Amy: Not to alarm anyone, but I think Gina just dragged Tony Stark into a supply closet. 

Rosa: Nice.

Captain Holt: Oh dear god in Heaven.

Nick Fury: Gina is… your secretary?

Captain Holt: Ostensibly, yes.

Nick Fury: The one who called me Eyepatch when we first came in, then asked if I’d ever considered managing a dance troop?

Captain Holt: That would be the one.

Nick Fury [stares at supply closet]: Assuming they make it out alive, I’ll trade you him for her.

Captain Holt: Back off, Eyepatch.

Nick Fury: Worth a shot.

–

Bruce: So, uh. You work here?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce: Voluntarily?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce [gesturing at the chaos of the precinct]: Like this?

Amy [sighing]: Yes.

Bruce: I know exactly what you mean.

Jake, yelling from off: HEY AMY, I JUST CHALLENGED THOR TO A JIMMY JABS LIGHTNING ROUND! WANNA COME CHEER ME ON?

Amy: Oh god.

Jake, still off: LIGHTNING ROUND, GET IT? BECAUSE HE’S THE GOD OF THUNDER?

Bruce: You, uh. Said something about some new binders?

Amy: Come this way. Walk fast, and don’t make eye contact.

–

Boyle [talking animatedly]: – and that’s my second favourite recipe for pannacotta, although I gotta say, sometimes it’s only my third because – are you sure you wanna hear this?

Hawkeye [with his hearing aids out, nodding cheerfully]: Please, continue!

donnarider:

Headcanon that Orion and Walburga occasionally wrote to McGonagall to hear if their son was behaving.

The first few years McGonagall replied listing all incidents and pranks. Until she noticed how defeated and unhappy Sirius always looked when he returned after the holidays. (She could have sworn she saw bruises on his wrists one day).

So she changed tactics. She sent the Blacks detailed letters telling them how much Sirius had changed for the better and how well he was performing. And instead of telling his parents she called Remus into her office and told him everything Sirius had done hoping that he would have a good influence on the boy. This happened quite a lot so that one day when Remus was told to go see McGonagall in her office he just dropped the books he was holding and lifted his arms desperately yelling: “OMG, PADFOOT! WHAT IS IT NOW? WHO DID YOU KILL?”

When McGonagall ran into Sirius and Remus snogging in a deserted corridor in sixth year she nearly lost all hope. Remus was never called into her office again (at least not when it concerned Sirius). Instead someone else had to live with this burden. A very furious Lily Evans who one day climbed into the common room face red, a knive in her hand with James Potter following and trying to hold her back.

“SIRIUS MORON BLACK! JAMES MIGHT HAVE TAKEN MY WAND BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF MUGGLE WAYS TO KILL YOU! YOU WILL APOLOGISE TO THOSE THIRD YEARS OR SO HELP ME GOD!”

peppermintlarry:

im always shocked that ppl really genuinely love and care about hux from star wars because while i was watching the movie my literal ONLY thought about him was “god that guy is ugly” and then after the movie i saw all this shit about some dude named hux i didnt even know who the fuck he was i had to look him up on google dot com like what the fuck movie were y’all watching that this was a character that mattered even for a second cuz it sure wasnt star wars the force fucking awakens jesus christ