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prongsmydeer:

A list of reasons why AVPM still owns my ass after more than half a decade

  • A musical about Harry Potter??? This is reason enough
  • Stars Darren Criss as Harry Potter, a man of colour and a gift to this world 
  • Pokes fun at the way JKR/WB handle POC “That’s Lavender Brown – racist sister!”
  • “Let’s leave these big baby childish jerks alone” “Did someone say Draco Malfoy”
  • Every single fucking moment that Lauren Lopez is on screen actually
  • “A person can however be a horcrux” “What’s a – what’s a horcrux” “I’m not even going to tell you Harry you’ll find out soon enough”
  • Quirrelmort
  • Pokes fun at fandom perception of Ron and Draco 
  • Cedric Diggory’s 1000 watt smile
  • Voldemort’s revival is accompanied by the appropriate level of drama and a dance number
  • Dumbledore is explicitly gay within the story
  • Ginny has one of the most powerful and soulful voices in the show and her and Harry do power couple harmonizing
  • The greatest Romione kiss I have ever seen in my life
  • All the fourth wall breaks
  • Snape’s parting note in the musical is far less creepy and weird and he dies in a poetically just manner
  • “I love you all… except you Draco I can’t fucking stand you”
  • Dumbledore’s Army holding fast to protect Hogwarts during the Battle of Hogwarts with a song that makes me feel like I too, could defeat Voldemort
  • An arguably better epilogue than the Deathly Hallows

Transfiguration Class

McGonagall: now class, what is the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?
Sirius: *raises hand*
McGongall: yes Mr. Black?
Sirius: an animagus has better hair
Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves are taller
Remus: generally speaking
Sirius: *raises hand* WELL animagi have better bodies!
James: *raises hand* I second that and I also second that they have better hair
Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves don’t have the time or energy to style their hair for 20 minutes, particularly around the full moon!
Peter: *raises hand* plus, werewolves don’t sing obnoxiously in the shower
Class:……
Sirius: animagi are sexier
James: yeah!
McGonagall: …..while I appreciate the compliments, those were not the answers I was looking for

dontshootmespence:

theother51imagines:

0palsea:

sliceofbri:

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

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it’s my worst pet peeve to see whenever people don’t do this!

Good advice for writers that are just starting!