neilnordegraf:

someone: You HAVE to style short hair.

me, with my hair sticking up in all directions like some kind of square enix protag: Interesting,

– online
– an extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them

derelictjet:

kiango:

space-neko:

crytype-ifier:

kirbylesbian:

heres my prediction of the future:

• someone makes a ‘crytype-ifier’ where u can type in some text and it’ll give u a crytyped version of it
• someone whos getting called out and crytyping about it gets revealed to have used the crytypifier for their posts

i din;;;t meantto mak e it. i;mo sorry… ijust love javascr ipt too muchhh. i;;;m a terrble person. im so so o sorry. please,,,,

oh shit b this s hit actally works im gonna di

whaot the f uock did ujust fuc kionsssay abbbout me, uolittl e bitch???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? i’lllll have uknow i grrrad uateed top of my c lass innn t he navy seal s , and i’ve been involved in numerous s ecret raiods on al-qua eda, and i have over 300 conf irmeed kill s. i am t raineddd in gor i llai warfare and i’m the t op sniper ion the entire us armeid forces. ueuareo nothhhint oo me but just anothher target. i wil l wipe uthe fuc k out with precisieon the likes of which ha s never beennn sea en before on this earttth, mairk my fuckien wo r ds. uttthink ucae n g et away with sa yinthat s hiut t o me over the int eurrrnet????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? thinn k again, fuucker. as we speuak i a m contactinmy sec ret ne twork of spie s ac r ous s t heo usa and youir ip iis b eintrac ed righttt noww so ubetterr prepare for ttthe storm, mag ggot. the stormm that w ipeoss ou t the p athetic l ittle thin ucall your li fe. you’re fuckindead, kid. i can be any whereo, anytime, aend iu can kill uei n over sev en hundred ways, and that’sss just wi t h my bare hand s. not onllly am i extensi vel y trai ned ien unar mead combat, bu t i have ac ces s t ou t he entire arrsenal of the united states ma rine corps and i will use it to its f ull exteint to wi pe your miseorabllle a ss of f the ffface of the coanntinennt, ulittle shit. if o nly u cou ld have knowwwn what unholy retribution you r li ttle “clllever” comment was about to brindd ddownnn upoon you, mmmaybe uwoauld hhhave heild yo ur fuccckintongg ue. buott ucouldn’t, udi dn’tt, and now you’re pppaeyint he p rice, ugodd amn idioot. i will shiet fu r y aall oevear uand uwill l l dd rrown in i t. you’re fuckindead, kiddo,,,,,,

That’s it, this is the only format I will ever accept for anon hate asks from now on. If it’s not in auto-crytype, I ain’t gonna respond

would i write it? HELL FUCKING YES! i’m 70% ace but who doesn’t love a good cuddle session, especially if it’s two people deep in mutual pining but unable to express their love because ~reasons~ and they just so HAPPEN to have to share a bed, and they feel safe and warm and home and UGH KILL ME NOW I AM WEAK

couple? probably malec or stony, because those are my go-to ships to write sweet nothings for. also i have some OCs who’ve had some heavy cuddling in their story, ahaha

((put a fanfiction trope in my inbox, and i will tell you A), how likely i am to write it, and b) which couple/character i would write it for!))

supersecretsciencebrosclub:

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.