the only difference between derse and prospit dreamers is whether you wear a suit or a dress at your wedding
notable exceptions include jane, who wears a magnificent tuxedodress, and sollux, who wears a skort
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{This user hopes you have a great 4/13!}
today is the day i wear a signless sufferer necklace and am forced to admit to every non-homestuck zodiac lover that i am in fact a libra but there is a very good reason i have a cancer symbol around my neck, have you ever heard of a webcomic called…
reviving this in honor of 4/13. happy homestuck day everyone!
Honestly my favorite part of Homestuck is that for a solid chunk of the story amongst all of the then-disguised characters harassing the then-main characters one in specifically deals with the main-est character backwards, so he starts out knowing everything about him and hating and insulting him and as we follow the main character his harasser gets less and less mad until it turns out that during their first conversation from the harasser’s side the main character is so used to him he acts friendly and the harasser asks him out, finds out he’s straight, and promptly starts talking to him backwards in time for the sole purpose of being too embarrassed to talk to him with that knowledgeable and honestly same
My favorite part of Homestuck is how ridiculous everything sounds out of context.
EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car. i found it in my dad’s wallet.
EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.
TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks
An old man has much to do before he returns to Earth, dies, gets stuffed
by his adopted-yet-biological daughter-slash-grand-daughter, and stuck
in front of a fireplace.Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
if vriska doesnt punch me in the face on the 8th anniversary of homestuck whats even the point
this is the lucky 413 2x combo screenshot reblog before 4/14/2017 or andrew hussie will come into your house shit on your desk and then postpone hiveswap another six months
short callout posts for the kids
John Egbert
Beat up an 11 year old for drawing bad yaoi of his friends.
Rose Lalonde
She told her friend to go find a treasure that was actually a bomb.
Dave Strider
Took him like 3 years to listen to his sister’s predictions about how gay he is.
Jade Harley
She’s a furry.
Jane Crocker
She said she was gonna turn the Crockercorp logo back into a spoon but she made it a spork. Whats the truth?
Roxy Lalonde
Has done no wrong.
Dirk Strider
Anime isn’t real you idiot.
Jake English
Booty shorts with a tuxedo.
let slip the hounds of hell (malec)
the second in my collection of fluffy malec drabbles! although calling them drabbles is…a bit disingenuous because these things always end up so long omg. (there is a read more on this post fyi, if you can’t see it on mobile.) read on ao3 | my other malec fics
“I
know you’re smarter than a mortal dog.” Alec hears Magnus say as he
steps through the door to the loft. “Which means I know you eat my
furniture just to be an asshole.”Confused,
Alec peers around the brick column in Magnus’ living room until he
can see Magnus in a stand off, tugging hard on a decorative pillow
which a large black dog has his large white teeth sunk into.“Alexander,”
Magnus greets him brightly, shaking the pillow in the dog’s jaws as
the dog growls. It must be a playful growl, because Magnus huffs in
irritation at him for it. “I wasn’t expecting you. What brings
you?”“I
love you.” Alec shrugs, like it’s absolutely obvious that his visit
wouldn’t be for anything else. Saying those words gives him a thrill
he can feel all over. He’d been panicking the first time and missed
the buzz from it, but now he feels it every time. It makes him smile.
“Missed you.”Magnus’
grip on the pillow loosens suddenly and he loses it to the dog, who
turns to face Alec with interest. Alec takes an involuntary step back
as he sees the glowing red of the dog’s eyes. “Is that..?”
