themillenialfalcon:

[x] Star Wars’d Lovers Volume 1: Han and Leia as Beatrice and Benedick

Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain if you come in her presence.

Benedick: Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted. And I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart, for truly I love none.

Beatrice: A dear happiness to women. They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.

Much Ado About Nothing 1.1.92-108.

Ernest: What’s wrong with Mal?
Mal, while bashing his head against a wall: Angst, angst, angst.
Ernest: He’s a little off today, haven’t you noticed?
Maks: Maybe he’s in love!
June: Who would fall in love with that?

themiddleliddle:

bemusedlybespectacled:

reysmarauders:

zamaron:

kramergate:

zamaron:

kramergate:

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Harry ‘Dickhead’ Potter through a mouth full of Wizardburger Helper “idk…….that’s……wow that sucks i guess lol so i’m thinking about buying this solid gold cauldron what do yall think? a little over the top?”

“oh that’s wild lmao… hey check this out I’m gonna buy all the candy off the cart on the train”

“dude you guys haven’t been able to buy new robes in like 10 years….wow that sucks i guess kek but hey lets go get some butterbeer my treat but fuck you :)”

He was literally 12 years old at this point in time, as well as the fact that he always felt extremely bad about their situation and even tried to pay for things for Ron numerous times, however he knew that Ron was ashamed and prideful over his lack of money.

Not to mention he gave Ginny all of Lockharts Defence Against The Dark Arts books, and gave Fred and George his triwizard winnings in the fourth book. 

And if you think, for even a second, that Molly or Arthur Weasley would have ever taken money from him then you don’t know that family at all.

Oh, and when he got all the candy on the train, he was extremely malnourished after being mistreated and abused from living with the dursleys, and made sure that he got enough for himself and Ron, whom he had literally only just met.

a literal child who, only hours prior, was in the process of being starved and abused by his relatives in a room with bars on the windows: *eats food*

y’all: look at this privileged rich boy

“Well, they’re okay!” said Ron angrily, looking at Harry’s robes. “Why couldn’t I have some like that?”

“Because… well, I had to get yours secondhand, and there wasn’t a lot of choice!” said Mrs. Weasley, flushing.

Harry looked away. He would willingly have split all the money in his Gringotts vault with the Weasleys, but he knew they would never take it. – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 10, Mayhem at the Ministry

katekaneisgay:

smarmyanarchist:

stephaniie-brown:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

stephaniie-brown:

stephaniie-brown:

stephaniie-brown:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

the memes in the dc universe are probably unreal tbh

*crappily photoshops a badly drawn batman mask onto random people* Guys I’ve figured out who Batman is

*someone comments on anyone being late to anything, ever* Well maybe they’re a superhero, Karen, ever think of that?

The Florida guy thing but only with Central City. Central City guy.

*someone says a bad word* “Uh Superman can hear you right now maybe you should shut up?”

“I can’t believe Superman and Batman ended homophobia.”

reaction images but pictures of flash while he’s running

reaction images of black canary screaming

there is a feud between people in gotham… who has more kids, Batman or Bruce Wayne

there’s like one picture of actual batman that the internet has gotten a hold of and people use it for everything 

defeating the joker is gay culture

That’s it. You’ve won. There are no other meme’s that matter you’ve perfected my post everyone else can go home bless u