this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Myles: Good work.
Alanna: Thanks Dad.
Myles: …
Alanna: Why is everyone staring at me?
Gary: You just called Myles ‘Dad’. You said ‘Thanks, Dad’.
Alanna: What? No, I didn’t. I said ‘Thanks, man.’
Myles: Do you see me as a father figure, Alan?
Alanna: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me!
Raoul: Hey! Show your father some respect!
“No. I feel a little worse,” Ernest admitted, putting his glasses back on straight. “I forgot to check for nests and critters before I punched down the tree.”
Fun fact about William Moulton Marston’s original Wonder Woman comics: Wonder Woman frequently brought women from Man’s World back to Paradise Island with her so that they could learn to fight like Amazons too. Because in the original comics, the Amazon’s powers weren’t magical, just the result of a ton of training. The idea was that literally any girl could be a Wonder Woman.
Chief: My people have been driven out of our homes and so I chose to leave. At least here, I’m free.
Diana: Who took your home?
*Chief looks at a sleeping Steve Trevor*
Chief: His people
Me:
I was honestly really afraid that Diana was going to get mad at him for not taking a side but instead they used it as a moment to establish that even the “good guys” don’t have clean hands as a result of them being white and honestly, when will your fave ever.
