What’s your opinion of the Prince of Egypt movie?

bipeoplearentyourpawns:

i sent a pestilence a plague into your house into your bed into your streams into your streets into your drink into your bread! upon your cattle, on your sheep upon your oxen, in your field into your dreams into your sleep until you break until you yield! I – sent – the – swarm – I – sent – the – hoard – thu’saieth the looooord 

once i called you brother, once i thought the chance to make you laugh, was all i ever wanted (ISENTHEFIREFROMTHESKYISENTTHEFIRERAININGDOWN.) and even now, i wish that god had chose another, serving as your foe on his behalf, is the last thing that i wanteeeeeeeeeed (I SENT A HAIL OF BURNING ICE ON EVERY FIELD ON EVERY TOWN!) THIS was my home, all this pain and devastation, how it tortures me inside, all the innocent who suffer, from your STUBBORNNESS AND PRIIIIIIIIIIDE (I SENT THE LOCUSTS ON THE WIND SUCH AS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN FROM EVERY LEAF ON EVERY STALK UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT BUT GREEN!) 

I – sent – my – scourge – I – sent – my – sword – thu’saieth the looooord you who i call brother, why must you call down another blow, is this what you wanteeeeeeeed 

I – sent – my – scourge – I – sent – my – swoooooooord LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (THUS SAITH THE LORD) THUS SAITH THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD 

you who i called brother, how could you have come to hate me so, is this what you wanted 

I – sent – the – swarm – I – sent – the – hoard – then let my heart be hardened, and never mind how high the cost may grow, this will still be so. i will never let. yoooour peeeeeeeopleeeeeee go. (THUS SAITH THE LORD) thus saith the looooooooooord i will not let. (let) your- (my people) gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The signs as DnD subclasses

momnar:

momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

kelseyeng:

“You are the Protector of the Small. You see real people in the humans and animals overlooked by your peers. There will always be work for you.“—The Chamber of the Ordeal to Kel 

Keladry of Mindelan from Tamora Pierce’s Tortall series. Finished this one up a month ago but have been slow to post. I think my favorite part of this one was painting the birds and the rough thumbs, she was fun to pose out. The patterns in the bg were influenced by Japanse patterns since Kel is from the Yamani Islands. Next one on my list is Daine, hopefully will get that done soon! 

ladiesloveduranduran:

wornontv:

Jane’s blue ruffled cropped shirt on The Bold Type:

Smocked Cropped Top by Cédric Charlier at Saks Fifth Avenue, $238.80 (was $995)

See this outfit at WornOnTV.net

I’ve been following this blog for years and I have never said anything but I finally need to speak up. 238 dollars. 238 dollars for what is quite possibly the UGLIEST shirt I have ever seen. This shirt looks likes someone spilled coffee on the 3rd ugliest shirt ever created, so they replaced the middle with the second ugliest shirt ever created to make the ugliest shirt in the entire fucking world. If I saw someone wearing this in public I could murder them without getting arrested because it would be fucking self defense

I’m so fucking upset. How dare they. How dare they sell this shirt for 238 dollars and how dare they call that a SALE. This affront to God was originally $995. A thousand dollars to look like a 19th century Lily Pulitzer model.