September 1st, 19 years later
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i’M SICK OF SUMMER AND THIS WAITING AROUND
Man it’s September so I’m skipping this town
country singer bitty accidentally writes a hit about nhl player jack
Based on this post about the inspiration for Dolly Parton’s Jolene, which is somehow even gayer than the song itself. Bless you, Dolly.
It had started out so innocently.
Bitty had been tired after hours of this meet n’ greet, and when that tall drink of water walked up to get his autograph, Bitty couldn’t help the words that tumbled out of his mouth.
“Gosh, well aren’t you the most handsome fella I’ve ever seen,” he said, reached for the outstretched CD–CD! Who even bought CDs anymore?–and readied his Sharpie. “What’s your name, hun?”
“Uh, Jack,” the man said, pretty eyes going wide. If he’d been more awake, Bitty might’ve felt bad for making a fan uncomfortable. But if this Jack really were a fan, then he certainly wouldn’t have a problem with another man complimenting him. And besides, he was handsome, with his wide shoulders and high cheekbones and eyes as blue as the summer sky.
Nineteen years later: September 1st 2017.
If you, like me, are deeply emotional about it being epilogue day, come live in denial! Here is some of the sweetest, best fucking nextgen fic I’ve ever found in my goddamn life, courtesy of @moonprincess92nz. Excellent characterization, lots of feels, that good old Hogwarts vibe, and so many sequels because I kept requesting that Moon give me m o r e
Draco, at Platform 9 ¾: Ready for fifth year?
Scorpius: Yeah, I’m a little nervous about the O.W.L.S though…
Draco: Don’t be. Study hard and I’m sure your exams will be straight fire
Scorpius: what?
Draco: oh, did I mess that one up? I meant they’ll be lit
Scorpius: you did not just say that
Draco: Stop acting salty, Scorpius. You’ll be upset on the train.
Scorpius: oh my god
Draco: Speaking of which, say hi to the squad for me.
Scorpius: Dad
Scorpius: Dad stop
Draco:</b> Why? I’m just trying to be hip like my son
Scorpius: oh my god I don’t know you
Scorpius: this isn’t happening
Scorpius, to crowd: I don’t know him
Draco: that was savage
Scorpius: dad stop
September 1, 2017
SEPTEMBER 1st, 2017.
Happy 1st of September!
19 years later is today!
lyanna: his name is aegon targaryen
ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you’re naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that’s not suspicious at all.
lyanna:
ned: i’m renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith
