targuzzler:

soaprock:

snoopingasusualisee:

Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy

My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

itmakesyoulooklikealoser:

lieutenantriza:

The fact that nobody talks about this line should be illegal

My favorite thing is that he asked it pleasantly.

me, scrolling the GOT tag on the ao3: what the fuck is wrong with people

full offense “in a crowd of thousands” is one of the prettiest love songs ever put on broadway

kara-luthors:

“Everybody gets nervous when I pick up a weapon, possibly because I apparently look too gleeful when I’m armed. I get a crazy look in my eyes.”

sweet-permanent-dreams:

@imokayatthings

incorrect-harry-potter-quotes:

probably one of the funniest things to think abt on this hellsite is the notes to followers ratio like i just answered an ask and 15 of you liked it which is like whatever but when you think about it in relation to follower count its hilarious and so odd because this blog has well over 65k followers which means i essentially performed to a stadium full of people and only 15 clapped and that just gets me every fucking time like can you imagine being in a stadium and the performer makes a joke and only 15 people respond what a concept

jake-purealta:

sooo brooklyn nine-nine is back next week in case u didnt know because fox never does any promotion nd leaves everyone in the dark

Important things in b99:

kimaofvord:

violetkirjava:

portrayals of black men as caring and having depth to their character, and jokes about them never being stereotypical, instead having things like “Love is like oatmeal, it sustains you”.

and on that topic, one of the main characters is a gay black man who, unlike many portrayals of gay men is wealthy and in a stable relationship.

gay sex is mentioned just as casually as straight sex would be.

As close as they are, Jake and Charles never have a “no homo” moment.

characters like Rosa and Amy aren’t based whatsoever on stereotypes of latin american women, but their identities aren’t erased either, like when you meet Amy’s parents or Rosa speaks fluent Spanish.

“And then Terry got RIIIPPED” “No, and then Terry got self confidence”

#i was honestly shocked (in a good way) that there was a whole subplot revolving around “captain holt needs to get laid’ ’#i mean honestly… ’‘a satisfying sex life is (for many) a necessary part of a good marriage” #would be considered too risque for many sitcoms even with a straight couple #and they made no attempt to be coy: you got holt stalking around the precinct bellowing “B O N E ? ? ?” and it was beautifu l #“rosa! those are our DADS!” #anyway please watch brooklyn 99 (via inkandcayenne)

mojave-wasteland-official:

stephendann:

brunhiddensmusings:

kineticpenguin:

tenthcorner:

supapoopa:

peterfromtexas:

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.