dailydccast:

You’re on the tube sometimes and you see a lady who’s got a hat and gloves. And then you see the girl that’s sitting next to her and she’s wearing, y’know, torn jeans and uggs, and the girl is me and I’m looking at her going “a bit of glamour would be lovely.”

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

sseureki:

I can’t believe it took that long, I really thought the cable company was going to break you. It did. But the good news is you have epics plus some channel called tunez, with a z. To your commitment.

phrases:

“it’s been a long ass fucking week”

-me, on tuesday

The Untold Story of the Assassins of North Korea

beachdeath:

this is some pulitzer-level reporting on the assassination of kim jong-nam and one of the young women who was tricked into participating in the assassination by being told she was filming a hidden-camera prank show you absolutely have to read it

spaceman-robin:

*makes aus for own ocs* i am my own fandom

sewickedthread:

perilegs:

copperbadge:

minnielikes:

galesofnovember:

liketheghost:

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

i’m sorry wHAT

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly.

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.

iamanemotionaltimebomb:

amilearoundtheriverbend:

literallysame:

she did that

would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:

“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women — head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”

Fucking mic drop

tfw you run your code and then think “fuck it’s going to crash because i forgot about the Thing” and all you can do is watch your computer run and wait for the inevitable