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berry-muffin:

The raven bunch plays the Get Down Mr. President! game:

  • Gansey always loses. Always. Even when he’s trying to be the one to start the game. Others would just ignore him and wait until he’s distracted enough to target him again.

  • Ronan always manages to get to Gansey first, even if he’s the farthest away from him. He could be standing at the other end of the room and he’d still be first to reach him. It’s because Ronan loves to be able to tackle Gansey to the ground without being lectured afterwards. And the ensuing hugs are nice too.

  • Over the time Blue developed some sort of Raven Boys Bullshit sense. She can always tell when her boys are up to something. The women of 300 Fox Way aren’t sure how she’s doing it except Gwenllian who says that back in the day she could always sense when her father and people from his court were being idiots.

I SURVIVED THE INTERVIEW MORE UNDER THE CUT

okay two of the main issues with this PHONE INTERVIEW were

1.) BAD PHONE CONNECTION ARRRRRRGH

2.) this woman talked FAST. i am a part-irish woman living on the east coast so when i say someone talked fast it was like WARP SPEED. holy pants-shitting FUCK

also i fucking bared my soul to this woman she was like “why do you wanna work for us :)” and i was like IF I DO NOT DO SERVICE I MUST COMMIT RITUAL SEPPUKU and like obviously that is a mild exaggeration but. um. only a mild exaggeration. i mean i kept it cool but like. 

basically everything i said just screamed “tightly wound overachiever” and like i AM but i don’t know how well that’s going to READ and like as the words were coming out of my mouth i was like OH GOD IM FUCKING UP IM FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

i am still about 90% adrenaline also i will hear back from ms. lady within a week so it is inevitable by this time next week there will either be a text post like “I GOT THE NEXT STEP FOR THE JOB I AM QUEEN OF THE WORLD” or like “welp time to go to plan b” which wouldn’t even be plan b yet, it would be like plan A part 2. this is like plan 1 of plan A the Ideal the Dream the Peak and i REALLY WANT THIS JOB but I AM SO HIGH ON ADRENALINE I CAN HEAR COLORS

also i hate talking on the phone so that just ratcheted up my fear 400%

time to practice mad amounts of self-care

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why
teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis
adults: it’s the iphones isn’t it

anais-ninja:

kayvsworld:

kayvsworld:

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

#‘I did a bunch of drugs and now I can bench press a helicopter’ [via @latexturadejabba] 

If we’re all being honest with ourselves, a public school having an outdated educational video featuring a celebrity with dubious legal standing is the most accurate thing in any of the Marvel movies.