fourdrinksantiago:

anyways not to get emo but seeing a latina come out as bisexual is the dopest thing and i get why people use the umbrella term “woman of color” but i wanna stress that it’s a latina. growing up i never thought i’d see a bi latina on tv and now b99 and stephanie beatriz made that possible and i love them

raptorific:

fandomsonceandforever:

orestian:

raptorific:

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

Someone make a movie please.

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

battlefox:

momnar:

lesbianspaceprincess:

My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS FRIENDO BECAUSE THIS IS A PERFECT COMPARISON AND IT HAS RESTORED ME

msaliviamarie:

thegrayship:

ekjohnston:

becks-tea:

didyouknowmagic:

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*

vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

ziyal:

I fell down a hole of reading stuff about this movie but omg I am LOSING MY SHIT that apparently Taika Waititi actually genuinely wanted to have a flashback scene with teenage Thor and Loki where everyone would have tacky 80s outfits with shoulder pads and mullets and and Loki would be “a little goth kid sitting off by himself like Draco Malfoy” [DIRECT QUOTE] ????? We were robbed