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cryptiboy:

stalker-among-the-stars:

my-little-ninja:

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

irisparry:

preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine

someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character

skullopendra:

electric-nope:

nightskykitty:

oh my god am I the one who’s been misspelling kismessitude all this time I thought it was kismesissitude

there should be a version of the pregante video but with the names of the quadrants being misspelled on troll yahoo answers

“Kismessississitude”

“Red feelings for Kismis?!?”

“Kissmess”

“Is there potental for kismesited?”

“5 sweps too young for meatsprit??”

“Tips for seducing mesprit?”

“Matesprate”

“How to get mat spit FAST!?!?”

“Need Auspite, urgent?”

“What to do when auspisticice does not want to anymore?”

“Marill will not talk to me.?”

“i think my morale is flust for me??”

“WHY do all of my friends have morals except me?????”

@dragonofyang

literary linguists from the year 3000 can pry “kismesissitude” from my cold dead fossilized fingers