in college there are only two moods:
1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.
2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain
also these moods go back and forth every hour
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There’s a website where you can learn ASL on your own and it is free and the woman on there, her name is Rochelle Barlow, she runs the site and she actually is a homeschool teacher and teaches ASL. I am passing this on to you guys cause most people on here is open-minded. Well, whoever of y’all reads this will possibly ignore this but if you are a curious george like me and wants to learn ASL she’s your gal.
Rochelle has a free program called Learn ASL in 31 days, currently I am on day 10ish or 12, (idk I’m on learning my numbers currently) but I believe this site will help people that are either curious about ASL and just wants to learn, or actually is Deaf but can’t afford to going to actual class or something, or just hard of hearing.
I am truly in love with learning with Rochelle, she isn’t those interpreters that will talk while she signs, (and I’ve searched through Youtube how to sign but the person talking will distract me and I would get confused) and it is all in video which is a good thing. I found her through Youtube, that’s where she has all her videos. Just check out her site. You’ll like it.
hitting inbox zero is probably better than heroin
cinematic masterpiece
ahahaha i’m about to email a professor to ask him to stop using s/he and him/her in his lecture notes pray for me
update: he just sent a reply like “i hadn’t thought of that! i’ll work on using they/them in the future”
Listen: In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears. Nobody can come into that room unless you let them. In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study. You will love and you will heal. I know this is true because I am there with you. We are there together because you saved us. You saved us because you were brave and because you never stopped believing in that room.
See you there,
Your Future Self
via reddit.com
Talk about rolling with it
You ever fuck up so bad you overthrow a Chinese emperor?
I know what the Han Dynasty is, I swear, but I’m so used to seeing Star Wars content on my dash that until I hit “Qin Dynasty” I literally thought this was a Star Wars novel about the one time Han Solo took a job for the Empire and I was thinking 1) this is definitely something Han Solo would do and 2) I need to find the title of that novel so I can read it.
Oh. OH. (I am on mobile, apologies for the formatting and lack of readmore. But this story DEMANDED TELLING)
A brief account of the Glorious Ascension of Emperor Solo:
- It was a job, and the Empire was paying.
- Did he like using the Falcon for prisoner transport? No.
- Did he like his continued existance, which he was NOT AT ALL sure would continue if he turned down the offer. Quite a bit, actually.
- Still, how hard could it be, bunch of drugged and restrained people from one place to another?
- One day, Han Solo would learn not to ask that question.
- What do you mean my motivator stopped working?
- At least we’re near a spaceport.
- What do you mean the skinny little one woke up?
- At least he’s still restrained. I’ll just drug him again.
- WHY AM I UNDOING HIS RESTRAINTS?
- Aaaand, he’s gone.
- Kriffing *magic powers* kriffing *old religions* I am going to DIE.
- Oh, inspection time…yes…of course…we still have all the prisoners? Why wouldn’t we?
- Aaaand, now the inspection officer is dead.
- I don’t need you laughing at me. Wait, why are you awake enough to laugh at me?
- Oh, because you’re a Wookie. Damn it didn’t they drug anyone properly?
- Yes I do see you are not restrained anym-
- STOP CRUSHING MY WINDPIPE
- Look, I enjoy being alive. I will die if I show up without the skinny little mindflayer. Maybe we can work something out.
- Set everyone free? Sure. Already on it. And then me and my ship will just go…hide in the outer rim for all etern-
- You want my ship. My life or my ship….
- I AM THINKING ABOUT IT.
- Alright, fine, I’ll go with you. Oh no, I am definitely invited along, none of you lot know how to treat my girl right.
- Stop laughing. What’s your name, anyway?
- Okay, Chewie, we need a plan. You have a plan?
- Oh you were a General. I just…set a General free…no big. Nooooo big everything is fine.
- thisplanhadbetterworkoriamgoingtodieslowlyandpublicly
- Take over port control and contact the Rebellion. Yes, of course, all for it.
- goingtodiegoingtodie
- Hey, this is actually going pretty smoothly. Oops.
- Yes this is…give me his I.D.! Commander Ravisk, we are undergoing an emergency drill and I just need…everyone to evacuate, please. Thank you. Have a nice day. Long live the Emperor.
- That worked pretty well if I do say so myself…is that a Star Destroyer?
- Kriff.
- Yes, of course, Admiral Pohlash, I’d be happy to board and discuss the nature of the emergency.
- I hate this collar, it’s too tight. You sure we can’t just leave? I can outrun a Star Destroyer.
- Okay, fine, I can’t get everyone on board, warm the ship up, launch, and then outrun a Star Destroyer with all its cannons pointed at me.
- Yes I am Commander Ravisk, this is my manservant Jimminy.
- I really don’t care if you don’t like the name, sell the bit
- Hello Admiral. Oh. We’ve met before…um…facial surgery is the new big fad?
- Yeah, that was always a longshot.
- A dead Admiral, not like this day can get any worse.
- One day, Han would learn.
- Quick, lets get out of here…what do you mean we are no longer over the same planet?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’VE BEEN SUMMONED BY A MOFF?
- Ah, yes, of course, good job…anticipating orders…Ensign. Admiral out.
- This collar is even worse.
- Yes, good point, it’s a nice cape.
- Hello Moff…
- Yeah, I really shouldn’t be surprised by this point.
- Sure, whatever, this is Moff Ispsiallion, I’m pleased to announce the celebration of the Emperor’s Half-Birthday! Everyone gets a day off.
- Maybe we can get out of here.
- What do you mean we can access the Imperial palace?
- Why would we want to access the Imperial palace??
- I’m am *not* going to depose the Emp…
- Yes, yes, big fan of breathing.
- Even with Moff clearence codes we couldn’t just walk in there.
- What if we…no, bad plan.
- Really, it’s a bad plan, General. I’m sure you can think of a better one.
- Well…we don’t need to walk in there, do we? We’ve got a Star Destroyer. We just need an excuse to get it close enough…
- What do you mean GOOD PLAN?
- ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT IS NOT A GOOD PLAN.
- They did what to your planet?
- Okay, I’m seeing the benefits of this plan.
- We’re going to die. You know that, right buddy?
- Yeah, sure, worthy cause. Never thought I’d get one of those.
A Little Later:
- Wow, bright eyes, no, I’m not Moff Ispsiallion. Was my youthful good looks or my regicide that tipped you off? I’m Han Solo, and I just killed the Emp-
- Why are you kneeling?
- EMPEROR SOLO!?
- What do you mean forty percent of the fleet has sworn allegiance to me?
- Orders?
- Um…I’m going to defer to Grand Moff Chewbacca over here. He’s in charge of your ships, got that?
- Good…good. I’m just going to go into this little room and lock the door.
- *muffled screaming*
*STANDING OVATION*
(You can always count on Star Wars fandom to really take something and run with it.)
the famous mormon ‘gay man but married to a woman and happy’ couple is getting divorced and apologizing for the damage they did 20gayteen is so strong
http://www.joshweed.com/2018/01/turning-unicorn-bat-post-announce-end-marriage/.html
This is actually a really really important and beautiful and honest post and story. Take the time to read it.
from the article:
One thing that
has been interesting to me is how people have reacted when I have told
them about our decision to end our marriage and how hard it has been to
love Josh with all my heart and to not have him love me back in a
romantic way. Almost everyone has said to me, with an air of protective
emphasis, “Oh, but Lolly, you deserve to be loved that way! You will find someone else who can love you like that. You deserve
to love and be loved in that way!” And I agree with them. The thing
that I find interesting is that these are all straight people looking at
me, another straight person, and being able to see the injustice of me
not experiencing true love. They see that it is wrong that I have never
felt that love. They feel it. They can put themselves in my shoes and
realize how hard that would be for them. They can see it because it is
presented from a straight perspective.The thing that’s so interesting to me is how few people think of Josh in this way.
that’s a fascinating and brutally honest piece of writing
REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s
u ever like cry about how percy uh became friends with tyson and defended him from bullies even though like tyson was kinda dirty and didn’t smell great and cried a lot and percy’s own reputation directly suffered from being friends with him…..and he met him at the subway at the same time every morning so tyson wouldn’t get agitated and stands guard by his stall so tyson doesn’t feel uncomfortable changing for PE and even after he gets publicly humiliated by poseidon claiming tyson he’s embarrassed but he still defends tyson so much that he yells at annabeth for badmouthing him………and then u find out that tyson PRAYED for help and poseidon just uh sent percy and didn’t even have to tell him to do anything bc percy is just so Good and cares So Much that it’s instinctual for him to defend people who need help….:
what i do is not up to you 