I rewatched Captain America: Civil War last night and when Peter and Steve are talking during the airport fight scene, Peter says
“He also said I should go for your legs” and he kinda chuckles
and the only thing I could think of was that Peter saw that vine “How did you take down Captain America?” and the guy responds in a Russian accent, “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot”
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Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.
This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.
To support the Remember Baby Sara Diggle campaign benefiting the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (an awesome charity drive started by @academyofshipping), I’m offering an extra perk of a gift to the top three contributors, presuming we make goal.
I’m offering 1k minimum word count flashfics with the pairing/prompt/scenario of their choice for the top three contributors if the campaign makes goal, to be written within two weeks of the end of the campaign. (Randomly selected if there’s a tie).
And… tell you what, if we *double* goal, I’ll double my gift. Flashfics for the top six contributors if we hit $2k. If we triple it, I’ll go triple. And so on. And so on. (Allow an extra two weeks for writing per three flashfics, plz). Keep me busy, guys. Canon Arrow, your own storyline, something in FiCoN, original characters that have nothing to do with Arrow, whatever prompt you want, unless it’s about characters I don’t know (i.e. LoT or Flash or Supergirl), I’ll write it.
We can’t bring baby Sara home, but let’s make a difference in helping some real children get back to their families. Let’s do this guys.
Hilarious🥀👐
Credit goes to the rightful owner😊 (Ultravengers)
killmonger fix-it fics:
Killmonger: let me die, bury me in the sea with my ancestors who jumped ship rather than live in bondage
T’Challa: I recognize that you have made a decision, cousin, but given that it’s a stupid decision, I’ve elected to ignore it
T’Challa: also this is a landlocked country
tag yourself student edition
who cares: reads books in class instead of listening, attention span of 5 seconds when studying, generally starts studying in the day before, lost all their new fancy pens by week 2, still somehow gets A*, sometimes starts arguing with the teacher
i can and i will: motivated af, watches legally blonde 24/7, big dreams and aspirations, bullet journal is goals, sometimes very forgetful but makes up for it through very hard work, wants to figure out everything by themselves before asking for help
hello my name is stressed: signed up for 10000 extracurriculars and can’t get out of them now, time management god, hates the glorification of all-nighters but stays up until 6 am anyway, has the highest expectations regarding themselves, needs a hug
aesthetics TM: desperately wants their notes to look perfect, spends all their money on stationery, loves to doodle, PUNS, is great in one specific class, always tries to help their friends with homework, study playlists!!!, can still easily feel overwhelmed and lost but they try and that’s enough
what: has lost their motivation somewhere along the way, has no idea what’s going on, “there was homework”, messy notes and messy life, really wants school to end, hates the education system, has no idea what they want to do after school tho
reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther
- sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him
- continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis
- a small selection of things she roasts him on
- his ex
- his shoes
- his old outdated technology
- his ass getting kicked by her inventions
- “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord
- “don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”
- pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all
- somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic
- sees things in science fiction and invents them
- names said inventions after bad puns
- always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved
- “great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows
- wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella
- checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible
- she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her
Black Panther + text posts
the reason why fake dating fics are so enjoyable is because they are a combination of slow burn and established relationship fics. the reader is able to picture what a relationship between the 2 characters is like, but there is still an element of suspense and a chance to develop this relationship because they are not actually dating. in this essay i will
honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it