Yeah, this is what the D&D party thinks they’re gonna be like, and then they show up and it’s all screaming and rolling 1s and the gnome’s on fire and the druid is making sarcastic remarks while the paladin disarms traps with his head.
That last comment… Yeah that nails everything down
me thinking about all the bad and misogynistic analysis performed by historians which i have read:
for full context of this glorious image, you should know that he was listening to a speech given by this absolute quack biologist who basically fucked up the entire field of soviet botany by not believing in modern genetic theory and also claiming to have created a hybrid tomato-potato
as you can, everyone looks unimpressed except Stalin who apparently genuinely believed in the tomato-potato
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”
Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big – almost every country in the world was involved.”
Thor: *nodding* “Right.”
Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”
Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”
Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”
peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it.
he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window
They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him
“I am Groot!”
“I won’t hesitate bitch!”
“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused
do not get me started Lord God i know this is not everywhere but i follow a bunch of people who look at queer representation in media because that is my Jam but it does mean that they often get mildly insufferable
tier one: “it was written by a straight woman about a white boy it is by no means Progressive”
tier two: “it’s a gay romcom aimed at teenagers, this is totally progressive and exactly what we need right now”
tier three: “it’s Problematic but we are allowed to enjoy Problematic things”
tier four: “the discourse surrounding love simon is Problematic because…”
tier five: is actively running down my cheek because can we please, for once, just enjoy a gay movie without doing This
on one hand i enjoy the book simon vs the homo sapiens agenda and am looking forward to seeing love simon because i believe it will be a pleasant experience but on the other hand the sheer level of Discourse i have seen regarding the movie makes me want to blacklist the words “simon”, “love”, “gay”, and then probably “movie” and “the” just to be sure
what i do is not up to you 