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missharleenfquinzel:

missharleenfquinzel:

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

listen, pal, im always horny on main but i would rather remain on this christian minecraft server than hear those words in that order ever again.

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