so i brought home my new cat right and the next day i took a shower (totally normal, As One Does) and the second i turned the water on my cat got the loudest i have ever heard her, just meowing away, and i think i can translate: “HUMAN?!?!? NEW HUMAN?!?!? YOU ARE GETTING VERY WET IN THERE ARE YOU OKAY????? IF YOU DIE WHO WILL FEED ME???? NEW HUMAN!?!??!”

now she barely notices when i shower so i think she’s just accepted that i’m Like That and the falling water doesn’t seem to be immediately lethal so she’s gonna let me do me