peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield
peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK
thor: …….nvm
The mental image of the Hulk being yeeten’d by (Tom Holland) Spiderman makes me happy
Peter at the top of some building, holding Hulk above his head with both hands while Hulk extends himself in a Superman pose seconds before being YEET’d at Galactus
Galactus, getting hit in the face by a flying Hulk flung by the world’s smarmiest twink:
what i do is not up to you 