pidgevspigeon:

Mr. Stark: *calls peter son once in public*

Media: PETER PARKER OR PETER STARK

Media: TONY STARK’S ILLEGITIMATE SON

Pepper: Tony you need to do a press conference to sort this out. Just tell them he’s not your son

Tony: *at the press conference* Hello yes this is my kid Peter Parker-Stark, the sole heir to my research, my fortune, and my company

Pepper: why do i even try