Les Mis quotes as melodramatic taglines for musicals

everydayatleast:

Hamilton: Will the world remember you when you fall?

Tuck Everlasting: Take my love, for love is everlasting.

Dear Evan Hansen #1: He’s like the son I might have known.

Be More Chill: You have no friends.

Matilda: Crying at all is not allowed.

The Book of Mormon: Sweet Jesus doesn’t care.

If/Then: What a life I might have known.

Next to Normal: But he never saw me there.

Newsies: Who cares about your lonely soul? We strive towards a larger goal.

Into the Woods: I used to dream that I would meet a prince. But God Almighty, have you seen what’s happened since?

Dear Evan Hansen #2: And I know it’s only in my mind, that I’m talking to myself and not to him.

Falsettos: There was a time when love was blind.

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: To love another person is to see the face of God.

Sweeney Todd: Mix it in a mincer and pretend it’s beef.

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