accio-shitpost:

“did you hear that?” shouts alicia spinnet in the middle of the great hall “according to educational decree 69420, boys and girls can’t stand too close together because it’ll promote fornication.”

she stands a careful five feet from fred and george. she is also arm in arm with katie bell, her girlfriend. they make out for about five minutes in full view of everyone.

both of them got a month’s worth of detention and immediately agreed it was worth it