gallusrostromegalus:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

you know what, how about a masterpost of my completed DC fics because whynot

• the one where martha kent has a shotgun and knows how to use it
• the one where everyone goes to smallville for christmas
• the one about bruce wayne trolling twitter
• the one where superman gets a new costume from the guy who’s been drawing his dick #weedhorse69
  
• the one where bruce wayne is a cantankerous party grandpa
• the one where someone gave batman a toddler
• the one with catwoman as a reverse archaeologist
• the one where catwoman is an art critic and makes batman reinstall snapchat
• the one where batman and catwoman have sex
• the one where lois lane gets drunk
• the one where clark kent saves lois lane by pretending they fucked
• the one with lois lane giving a dubiously consensual hj
• the one where bruce wayne saves women from creeps at parties
• the one with bruce wayne heavily dissociating during sex and it’s actually kind of distressing tbh
• the one where superman cuddles his girlfriend and saves the night
• the one with batman and a duckling
• the one about gothamblr
• the one with the justice league road trip
• the one where batman does ballet

• the one where bruce wayne is a columbo fanboy
• the one where wonder woman and superman and batman are all trying to masturbate and things get weird
• the one with batman and harley quinn grocery shopping
• the one where nightwing doesn’t need to be saved from his own dick
• the one with batman meeting superman for the first time and also lois lane bangs a billionaire and she’s pretty smug about it

• wonder woman and catwoman bang in batman’s bed because he’s busy brooding or whatever it is he does
• batman’s sadness spreadsheet
• batquinn sex pollen fic that turned out cute somehow
• laurel lance had a one night stand with bruce wayne and now she’s a superhero and it’s awk
• selina kyle spends all day in bed, batman pets cats
• poison ivy and harley quinn break into bruce wayne’s office
• batman needs wonder woman’s help breaking a terrible curse that turns him into a savage beast
• someone is making a batman show and batman has opinions
• superman doesn’t want to misgender a crow
• the league gossips about black canary’s new hairdo
• tim drake’s social media featuring bruce wayne getting banned from walmart

• nightwing shows up ten minutes late with mcdonalds (this one is @itswalky‘s fault)
• batman and poison ivy team up to fight kudzu
• superman and the flash are fighting in the walmart parking lot again
• bruce wayne skin writing asmr
• batman versus superman 2: the one with the earth banjos

Unpretty is a blessing upon this earth, also an excellent writer.