nakia-bahadir:

list of weirdly specific things I’ve heard about the raven cycle yet I still don’t know the actual plot and at this point i’m afraid to ask:

• blue has absolutely no taste in fashion and dresses like a lamp
• she and adam used to date i think
• he’s not her soulmate because he doesn’t die
• she’s also called jane for some reason??
• adam is deaf on one ear 
• gansey dresses like the meme guy on the sidewalk
• noah has been dead for years and loves blink-182
• ronan has a bird for some reason??
• he also loves a place called the barns and I’m guessing it’s a literal barn but why is it plural??
• he only goes to school for latin classes and he drives a BMW
• (what kind is apparently irrelevant)
• something about him dreaming up magic hand lotion for adam’s fucked up hands
• btw his “second secret was adam parrish” is like THE #1 quote about how in love ronan is and for some reason I’m enthusiastic about this moody kid being an actual sap
• there’s a lot of cars
• adam is associated with the magician and idk if he’s straight up a magician or if this is a tarot reference (I mean somebody in this book deffo does tarot right?)
• gansey is an absolute nerd about some welsh king 
• there’s a guy named henry cheng but do i know anything about him? no
• some of them..most of them or at least two of them are sleep deprived and I feel that 
• adam is a cancer unless someone with a professional opinion (aka someone who read the books and actually knows) can tell me he’s not
• ronan is an aries with venus in cancer