thatsthat24:

thatsthat24:

The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃

Thomas: I used to suffer from allergies…. but now, I’ve increased the saturation of the image by 500 percent and I’m in the middle of nowhere! And medicine’s involved… somewhere.

Narrator: Side effects of Zazitrol include diarrhea, cramps, headaches, mild nausea, severe nausea…

Thomas: Where is my car?

Narrator: … the desire to weep over memories of the past, unsettling dreams about your Aunt Patty…

Thomas: Whose dog is that… what… why is she just alone?

Narrator: … vomiting, dizziness, even more diarrhea, increased allergies, and death.

Thomas: Ask your doctor if Zazitrol’s right for you… but before you do, can you tell me what this fence is blocking? Like, it just ends there, what is that?