fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
“You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men LOVE pterodactyls. [SCREECH]”
“Makeup is for women who want husbands, contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers.”
Beautiful.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
what i do is not up to you 